Jobin Hume
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In your whole life did you ever think you would write the phrase “discreet pocket ranch”?
this, 100%. if she had discreet pocket ranch, i don't think it would have been a big deal to people online. but she left her date & the restaurant to buy a full sized ranch, came back and argued with the staff, and then insulted her date's favorite restaurant.
Ladies and Gentlemen - the Christmas tree has arrived at Rockefeller Center in NYC. Left pic is how it looked when it was cut down. Right pic is how it arrived. Welcome to 2020.
This!
this, 100%. if she had discreet pocket ranch, i don't think it would have been a big deal to people online. but she left her date & the restaurant to buy a full sized ranch, came back and argued with the staff, and then insulted her date's favorite restaurant.
And send that guy three dollars after you read it
this, 100%. if she had discreet pocket ranch, i don't think it would have been a big deal to people online. but she left her date & the restaurant to buy a full sized ranch, came back and argued with the staff, and then insulted her date's favorite restaurant.
Georgia is having a runoff Jan 5 to decide who our 2 new senators will be. If those senators go blue Mitch McConnell will no longer be Senate Majority Leader. You have until December 7 to register to vote. Retweet to spread awareness even if you don’t live here.
Did I think I would be sobbing to the sounds of fireworks and Hall & Oates tonight? No, but here we are!!!
Honestly thought these pics were photoshopped, but I checked the tape and, well, they're real
I can’t possibly believe either outcome at this moment it’s too early, but it’s not too early for this joke
Downside of a @JoeBiden Victory - We may never see Trump's healthcare plan.
man this evening is basically john king trying to find new polite ways to tell Wolf to STFU
I did. Lessons were learned.
Downside of a @JoeBiden Victory - We may never see Trump's healthcare plan.
i hope everyone voting Kanye knows how hard he’s playing you
As the law and order President I’m sure @realDonaldTrump will denounce the right wing extremists plotting to kidnap @GovWhitmer any minute now
Fair enough! I should have said they have problems that are expected to continue for years to come
Downside of a @JoeBiden Victory - We may never see Trump's healthcare plan.
If the White House was faking this, that would be the *weirdest* Hail Mary in history. Which doesn’t mean it’s not true. That’s a team of idiots.
Watching our kids surfing from the beach, my wife lifts up her head from her book, turns to me... “I hate Mitch McConnell so much I would unplug his ventilator to charge my phone.” Then went back to her book.
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