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pov: NUMEIRO hoje.



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🚨BREAKING: British police are now intimidating and arresting Christians for ‘silently praying in their head.’ It’s illegal to think in Britain.


Engraçado como todo o modelo mental de esquerda baseia se na premissa q recursos nao sao escassos

I am in awe of the smug confidence of people like this who ask this question sarcastically, not realizing the answer is an unambiguous yes because their entire premise involves pretending not a single other country on earth exists

AugustJPollak's tweet image. I am in awe of the smug confidence of people like this who ask this question sarcastically, not realizing the answer is an unambiguous yes because their entire premise involves pretending not a single other country on earth exists


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I'M OFFICIALLY A $BTC BILLIONAIRE! 🙏 As I promised, I want to change someone’s life—giving away 1 #Bitcoin (~$103,000) to one lucky winner by tomorrow! Like, RT, follow @Mrcryptoxwhale and comment 'DONE' to enter. Winner announced in 48h! 🚀

Mrcryptoxwhale's tweet image. I'M OFFICIALLY A $BTC BILLIONAIRE! 🙏

As I promised, I want to change someone’s life—giving away 1 #Bitcoin (~$103,000) to one lucky winner by tomorrow!

Like, RT, follow @Mrcryptoxwhale and comment 'DONE' to enter.

Winner announced in 48h! 🚀

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you don't make cigarettes obsolete by creating an alternative way to consume nicotine, you make cigarettes obsolete by creating an alternative justification to casually ignite and hold a tiny fire


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Un spectre hante l'Europe : le spectre du boulisme.

bouliboulibouli's tweet image. Un spectre hante l'Europe : le spectre du boulisme.
bouliboulibouli's tweet image. Un spectre hante l'Europe : le spectre du boulisme.
bouliboulibouli's tweet image. Un spectre hante l'Europe : le spectre du boulisme.
bouliboulibouli's tweet image. Un spectre hante l'Europe : le spectre du boulisme.

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sanji crakudo ❤️


Estou com a teoria em construção q inves de serem burros como o carakho talvez brasileiros apenas sejam autistas com hiperfoco em rebolar em baile funk


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Consent is a legal term, it’s used for contractual language; agreeing to a proposal, passing on privileges or responsibilities onto another party. In that context a financial transaction is a pretty clear cut indication of consent. What I think Amy is feeling, and what many…

I don’t care how many male followers I lose every time I post about this: Men who pay for sex are rapists. They can never know if the woman is consenting or not—and they fuck her anyways. Rapists.



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Muslim men in Germany: "When Muslims become the majority, we will take over Germany by force. German laws will be replaced by Sharia law. If the Germans stand against us, we will attack them. Christians and Jews will have to convert or leave.” They mean every word they say!


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Mark Zuckerberg says you can't just separate intelligence from consciousness and upload a mind to the cloud, because there's so much more that makes up a person


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Qual seu top 10 pessoas que já existiram? (Excluindo figuras religiões ou algo do tipo). — LAURINHA PANTHIVE EIICHIRO ODA SEU MADRUGA NERONA IMU BILU TETEU CHANDLER BING LIONEL MESSI LULA SANJI CRAKUDO LEBRON JAMES curiouscat.live/Senhor_Werner/…


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Imagine shooting a man with your last bullet and he stands there UNFAZED.


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I just smashed my screen in front of 30 guests at my party because GPT4o gave me the same code for the 10th time. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. OpenAI has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore.

0xluffyb's tweet image. I just smashed my screen in front of 30 guests at my party because GPT4o gave me the same code for the 10th time. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. OpenAI has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore.

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I've said this before but it's worth repeating: World history is defined by the following simple rule. There are two groups on either side of a river. Each covets various resources from the other group. The only thing that stops a perpetual conflict between the two groups is…


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The case for nuclear power, in one chart.

AlecStapp's tweet image. The case for nuclear power, in one chart.

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when it's time to go to bed: i hate it in there, the sleepy world is a bad place of inaction and indolence when it's time to get out of bed: I remember now that this is a good place, truly the closest thing to paradise on earth, it's the waking world that is the enemy

Before I take a shower: I hate it in there, the wet world is a bad place While in the shower: I remember now that this is a good place, it is the dry world that is the enemy



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I love Nietzsche's definition of friendship, which is "people with whom you share one great suffering and one great hope." You can't be friends unless you hate the same things and worship the same Gods


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It helps to divide people into 3 classes of intelligence: 1: Doesn't understand what words mean. 2: Thinks the words ARE the meaning. 3: Understands that all meaning is ineffable and words can only point at meaning in a numb and clumsy struggle. Group 1 cannot be reasoned…


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sometimes your wife is “baby” (needs u to pick up something from the store) sometimes your wife is “big dog” (gives u a cig 4 beers deep)


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