DanceSport Federation President Mr Barry Fife
@jimmythehipsgo off, cis
you can bet his nonna has something to say about this
(man unhooking your bra) if I just get the thing here and no I lost it ok so pinch and twist goddammit can you just
and then that side gets elected or maybe it's this side and it's pretty much the same. Imagine "the economy" being the "issue" that decides your vote. "I am going to vote for daddy because he's promising more pocket money". that's how a child would vote
also i am no longer accepting "the economy" as an election issue. notice how this side says oh it will be an economic disaster if that side gets in and then that side says hey no the economy will be shattered for a generation if this side gets in
Watching from a long way away but voting in #Election2024 seemed to depend on your answer to “Is the campaign issue I most care about materially affected by whether the president is a good person”
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One of the keys to contentment is beating fomo. I have a fun trick where I imagine I’m in a simulation & the world only loads as I experience it. Sounds batshit but it’s gotten me through a LOT of Saturday nights in with the cats hoo boy
Kenji sun. Tarocash moon. Ed Hardy rising
What stage of capitalism is this
The existence of this headline is about the best proof I've seen that "the economy" usually just means "rich people's bank balances".
*talking to myself in the mirror*
This fleshy, pink smiling face is made from living human skin cells, and was created as part of an experiment to let robots show emotion. newscientist.com/article/243685…
how about these memes they have nowadays
You know what, Satan? Maybe today
She should not have felt she had to do that. This is not the good news story you think it is
This Mother’s Day will be a special one for Tamiah Brevard-Rodriguez. The director of @rutgers_aresty will earn her PhD from @rutgersgse on Sunday just six weeks after delivering her son Enzo in her wife’s Maserati and then defending her dissertation hours later from the hospital
getting standing ovations at major league sporting events & domestic airports in the US the way I’m actively serving
I like watching Luther because it makes me feel better about not being able to afford a house with massive windows leading out to a beautiful garden because I’d get murdered anyway so it’s fine
If I was an Egyptologist specialising in dead languages & was in a party that discovered an ancient tome at a burial site I would simply not read the words out loud
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