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she/her. lawyer. swammer. rabblerouser. human lobster. dog-mom to Luigi. no legal advice here. BLACK LIVES MATTER.

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the millennial urge to tattoo a jack’s mannequin lyric on your arm

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whoopsie impulse tattoo



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Mike Johnson has blocked a proposal to allow representatives who give birth 6 weeks of being able to vote remotely so they could recover from childbirth. In response to Johnson blocking the billl from even being brought to the house floor, GOP Rep Anna Luna stated "Female…

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“Ugh! My burritoslave working on $3 an hour is ANNOYING!” A righteous government would mandate that you eat out of a trough like a hog.

I fucking hate illegals sosososososos much because why THE FUCK are you delivering my Uber eats food and I am trying to explain to you where my house is and you can’t fuckign speak English?!?!! I swear to god I’m sick get them out !!!!!!!



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BREAKING: President-elect Donald Trump says he will nominate Scott Bessent, former George Soros money manager, to lead the Treasury Department. apnews.com/article/treasu…



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Please continue to pray for Dennis Prager. His condition has changed in a not so great direction. He has been diagnosed with pneumonia. Pray for ⁦@SuePrager⁩ and the Prager family. ⁦@prageru

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Bro went from AG nominee to Cameo in just 24 hours. 😭 ☠️

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does il makiage not think that people would clock this INSANELY obvious use of filter?

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I keep getting cooler Waking body temp: 2020: 98.7°F 2024: 93.4°F (34.1°C) You have to swim in ice for over an hour to achieve a similar body temp reduction. I’m cold plunging 24/7.

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Cops murdered a baby by shooting it in the head and then murdered the baby's mother. Then the cops later said the mom was armed, they lied, she was not armed.

“They shot my baby,” Holder said, his voice shaking. “It looked like her head exploded. Her blood splattered across my glasses and all over me. All I could do was scream. I just kept saying three words—the same three words—‘YOU KILLED HER!’ I was screaming it. Over and over.”



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7th year of law school

Kim Kardashian enters her 7th year of law school and shares a pic with the caption “Law School”

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LMAOOOOOO

Unemployment has never looked so good

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just checked in on the cameras to see what luigi was up to at daycare. he was in time-out. 🤦🏻‍♀️


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Are there any Holocaust survivors who can vouch that Hitler was an actual person with flesh and blood and not just a belief system 👀



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When ICC issues warrants for 🇷🇺: “It’s an action of an international evidence-based body that will stand the test of history.” When ICC issues warrants for 🇮🇱: “The Court is a dangerous joke.”

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Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy starting ‘Dogecast’ podcast about government cost-cutting trib.al/r6695Rr

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‘Every individual’? Even this one? The 94-year-old Holocaust survivor and former Israeli diplomat and judge who advised the ICC and agreed there was a war crimes case against Netanyahu?

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I am calling on the Senate to immediately pass legislation sanctioning this kangaroo court. Every individual involved in this decision to attack Israel should face severe repercussions.



leopards and faces

Wow Brianna, I’m surprised a spineless worm like you would even feel being crushed under the boots of those you supported.

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One other thing I wish people understood is that you have actually been using the restroom with trans people for basically forever, and you have never noticed, and it has been totally fine. 🤷🏻‍♀️


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It's worth noting Hegseth's version of the story is a couple of months after his new wife had a baby, he went to a conservative political conference, got really drunk, hit on many women who found him revolting, had an argument with this woman, then had consensual sex with her.

Key points from police report on Hegseth's alleged sexual assault: -it was first reported by a nurse, not the accuser -accuser suggested she might have been drugged -2 other women at the event said Hegseth placed a hand on their thighs and invited them up to his hotel room

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his follow through is unbelievable

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