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My time has come.
Arlo’s new favorite thing is to bring me my shoes when he feels as though i’m not giving him enough attention... or socks and underwear while i’m in classes. I will quite literally end up with a pile of things by the time i’m done for the morning.
Why must men sleep so loudly?? They practically are just rubbing it in like “hey I’m sleeping so great over here that I just have to keep you awake so you know!”
All I’m saying is if you haven’t yet had the Oreo dark chocolate thins you need to go to Walmart ASAP.
I think my favorite part about living in Amish country is seeing the 6 year old Amish kids riding miniture ponies around.
Just a few of our friends at the @marylandzoo having THE BEST DAY EVER in their new OLD BAY inflatable pool and slide! 💦😍 How are you spending the last few weeks of summer?
Okay... now hear me out. If @Rutters came out with a line of ice cream it would sell out in .5 seconds because I’m the one that would buy it all. That is all.
One of my regulars came in and showed me a picture of herself and asked me if it looked like her, I said yes cause it clearly did. She told me she drove 30 miles for a date and the guy says “you look nothing like your picture” and drove away. #mensuck #iloveyouheidi
Day one post spring break: I have only cried three times so far. Things are looking up.
It’s been said before but I’ll say it again, taking your bra off after a long day is the BEST feeling to ever exist. And I stand by that.
I love getting drunk snapchats for @Caseyrae06 on a Thursday night. Make my nights much better.
If y’all don’t stop taking my god damn seat we will have issues. I’m willing to fight over this.
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