jesse_i_am
@jesseiam4“I keep doing fly shit when the cameras cut”
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Having a shitty NFL team is like having a chronic family member. They piss you off and they’re embarrassing but at the end of the day you still gotta love em!
Since Football Season just started I want to make this clear. If anybody tease my Football Team den fuck your kids Sports Fundraisers. I ain’t buying No Lau Laus, Panda Express, Car Washes, or Blocks. 😎#Respectfully
Mark my words. In 5yrs each elementary class with have a little girl named DEMURE with a Madah that thinks DEMURE make up she wears DEMURE pretty she is 😂
I was in 7-11 and one aunty in a Nanakuli GET NUTZ shirt told her kids “put that fuckin musubi back before I broke your ass”. I was just as scared as the kids so I put my musubi back too! 😂
Just seen a 78yr Filipino Grandma leaving 7-11 with 20 slurpees. Trying hard not to spill on her Lakers Jersey she was wearing over her Muumuu. #711Freeslurpeeday
Serious question. Can you still CheeHoo at a Maoli Concert or you can only YeeHaw?
If you tatted with a gold chain and work construction,ship yard, sell dope, chicken fight, or you cut hair you cannot be posting stuff on social media and using the song “Not Like Us” cuz I hate to break it to you pal get choke braddahz like you 😂
I would never intentionally do something to put my personal safety at risk. But tonight I decided to fut while taking a hot shower and I seen my life flash before me. Definitely a lesson learned 🙏🏽
My construction braddahz gunna have to have a limit to how much IG stories they post a day. Braddah we get it. Everyday you go gym before work, you post selfies all day, den you coach football after work. #NUFF
Right now there’s a Sistah out there filling Easter Eggs with the child support money you just gave her. #4DaKids
Being that today is 4/20 I will be selling my clean pee for $120 a cup. For $250 I show up to your job site and u can get it fresh from my tap. Only 10 spots available so reserve now or enjoy unemployment 🤙🏽
I wonder how good of a market it is on Only Fans for posting pics of a deep Piko? I tryna get rich quick 🤩
I wonder if the people at the DMV have to get their Masters Degree is being an absolute asshole before they start at the Kapolei branch.
If one more person eye me out for fitting my big truck in a Compact stall I’m gunna find the first Toyota Corolla in a regular stall and shit on their windshield!
Braddahz if your baby mama requesting more money for child support just keep in mind she can now pay $14.99 a month to get the Blue Verification Check on a Instagram. I guess 5 baby daddy’s and 9 kids wasn’t enough to be a verified HOA 🤷🏽♂️
Braddahz if your underarm hairs still showing after you put your arms down please trim dat shit. You walking around with fuckin hair so long need shampoo and conditioner!
HPD needs to control the chronics outside Kapolei Walmart. You guys don’t know the struggle of telling dat chronic aunty I no more money while I walk out with two air fresheners, a brand new cooler, pack of CapriSun and stop to buy $30 worth of Fundraiser Lumpia on the way out 😰
Braddahz I say the same way we can bring out a fake Christmas tree during Christmas we should be able to bring out the fake bouquet of roses out every year for Valentine’s Day!
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