Jessica ⭐️
@jess_feltsHaven’t updated my bio in 10 years. 37. Hot messs express. Fumbling through life.
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Omg my husband has this boxing match on and this girl’s eyelid is hanging off her face 😭🤢 This is intense!
Every office has that one unhinged guy that is constantly on the verge of just losing it…ours cooked eggs in the microwave today again, burnt toast in the toaster, then found a power drill in the warehouse and drilled his PAPER wall calendar into the wall with screws.
I’m feeling so sad lately that I’m done having babies. I think it’s hitting hard since my youngest is in school now. He was the sweetest, cutest baby and I miss his snuggles so much! Now he just wants to tackle me 24/7. 🥹😭
Our kitchen table is a mess of tile samples for the new house. We knew we wanted to do a terra cotta tile for the kitchen. But my dear husband ordered the wrong sample by accident. Out of 4 different ones, the wrong one happens to be our favorite but it’s $15 PER SQFT! 🤑🤢😮💨
My boss sent out an SOS email asking if anyone could help him with his iPhone…and the only millennial in the office slowly closes her door and shrinks down in her seat… 🫣🤫👀
I noticed today as my 6yo walked her 4yo baby brother into school that he’s now taller than her 😭. I checked his chart from his last doctor visit and my overgrown baby boy is in the 99.9th percentile for height and weight. Gotta get this kid in basketball and football!
What the hell you smoking Skip. I know you’re a Cowboys fan but come on…
The thing I've never loved about Saquon is, he doesn't run with authority between the tackles. Can't make his own holes. He needs daylight.
Is “yeppers” a Pennsylvania colloquialism? I don’t remember hearing it anywhere else (besides The Office, set in PA)…I lived in California & Arkansas before moving to PA at 13yo and never heard it until I moved here.
Once every couple years my husband gets the bird-brained idea to shave his beard off and it makes me physically sick and he mopes around about how it was a mistake. Takes a couple weeks to grow out, during which time I turn completely asexual. So I support Jason’s theory.
Sometimes tough love is the best way to go 😂 New Heights Hotline out now, exclusively on Wondery+ go.wondery.com/new-heights-ex…
One bathroom for a family of 5 is just criminal. And I think I’ve Pavlov dog’d my family to NEED to be in the bathroom any time I take a shower, no matter the time of day. I can’t wait until the new house is ready. 😭😭😭
Dear Lord the dedication of a baby brother to torment their siblings. 4yo just spiked a football into the Barbie camper. The brawl that ensued was unprecedented. We are all still reeling. I cannot survive this now…I cannot imagine what the teen years are going to be like.
To expand on “Travis’s” vocal remedy on @newheightshow in the area where I live in PA, there’s an old timey cold/throat cure called Boilo made with Four Queens whiskey. It is 👌🏻, highly recommend. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ wnep.com/article/entert…
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