Jered Hoff
@jered_hoffWelcome to the inner workings of my mind.
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I can't wait until I have a son/daughter and they'll be like "Dad can I have a ride to school?" And I'll be like "Nah take an Uber."
The Delta SkyClub WiFi password is “sunshine” you are all very welcome
*Gets first round draft pick in fantasy league* *Drafts Tom Brady* *Turns on auto draft for the remainder of the draft*
*Comes to the office on a Friday* *Eats free breakfast* *Leaves*
Glad to hear Minneapolis finally decided to change the name of Lake Calhoun. Mildly upset they didn't decide to rename it Lake Jered Hoff
*Doesn't wear Apple Watch for 1 day* *Anxiety levels drop by 1,000,000,000,000,000%*
I know I say this every year but THIS summer is about to be the best summer of all time 😎☀️
Maybe nothing can go faster than the speed of light because that's the tick-rate of the server our simulation is running on💡
yea well your mcm just posted a pic of his Spirt Airlines middle seat boarding pass and updated his bio to frequent flyer ✈️
Why couldn't we pick a billionaire like Bill Gates/Mark Zuckerberg/Elon Musk/Larry Page/me (someday) to be the first non-politician POTUS?
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