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@jdydhdhsBio asked me to describe myself What makes me special? dont know it said dont think too hard, just have fun with it. What does this describe about me stranger?
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet
My friend has been feeling down lately, so I gave him a ladder.
I know a guy who is a “master of puns”. Unfortunately, it's all a pile of bad jokes. I guess that's his punishment.
I don’t really understand "dark humor" it’s just a lot of "shady" business.
I asked my friend if he wanted to hear a construction joke. He said, “Sure.” I said, “Sorry, I’m still working on it.”
my friend said, "Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace for my birthday." So I bought her nothing
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
A man walks into a library, goes up to the librarian, and says, "I’ll have a cheeseburger, fries, and a coke." The librarian looks at him and says, "Sir, this is a library." The man whispers, "Oh, sorry... I'll have a cheeseburger, fries, and a coke."
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