JD Wetherspoons
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DK here today from 8am-6pm taking all of your spoons service queries and questions. Have a great day! 🍺
You normally drink WKD's Kay. No need to fib. ^DK
#FirstWorldProblems. We recommend politely pissing off. ^DK
@JDWetherspoons_ Pretty poor when you run out of Pinot Grigio for the second time in recent weeks,then told it’s an extra £1.65 to have a Sauvignon Blanc, not great customer service ☹️☹️☹️
We don't want you in our establishment anyway, with that negative attitude. ^DS
Arron Banks didn't buy anything then ? . I'm going to buy @Superdry today but won't be drinking in @JDWetherspoons_ .the new #peoplesvote economics
Probably got better table manners than you have, Beth. ^DC
Arron Banks didn't buy anything then ? . I'm going to buy @Superdry today but won't be drinking in @JDWetherspoons_ .the new #peoplesvote economics
Come on, Michael. What are you supposed to eat it with? We'll give you a spoon next time and you'll still tweet us. ^SM
Arron Banks didn't buy anything then ? . I'm going to buy @Superdry today but won't be drinking in @JDWetherspoons_ .the new #peoplesvote economics
Can you STOP sending us these selfies. Thanks ^AL
@JDWetherspoons_ for the third week on the bounce you have BLOWN my mind with your Pre-Rugby League @LondonSE_RL Mens Premier semi @Wests_Warriors @HoistsRLFC @ChiswickRFC regular mixed grill. Barnstorming, thank you 👍👍
Dirty old man. ^ST
@JDWetherspoons_ want to place my sincere thanks to Danii at #thebellhotelnorwich for her kindness and help. On our visit to the pub tonight. She went above and beyond. #promotion
Why could he tweet us himself? ^AL
@JDWetherspoons_ do you charge to bring drinks to the table? My 86 yr old grandad ordered drinks at the bar and when he asked if someone could help carry them the person behind the bar said that they charge for table service.
You look like you work for McDonald's. ^ DC
Hi Phil. I just checked with the manager and he has confirmed that your wife is still barred from the premises. ^DG
We don't want you anyway David. ^AL
If we Brexit we'll all be too f**king poor to frequent even establishments like @JDWetherspoons_ or buy @Dyson hoovers
I've just had your Wi-Fi restricted for unauthorised use. Googling things like "Dirty Porn" and "How to have intercourse with a raw fillet of salmon" is against our T&C's. ^SD
Is it bad that my phone connects straight away to the wifi in The Pommelers Rest @JDWetherspoons_? And it's ok to have a pint with my breakfast after doing the night shift at @TheLondonRelay, isn't it? #thisismynighttime #somethingtohelpmesleep
Thanks Rachel. I will pass your tweet on to our CEO. Not that he will give a s**t about your opinion or anything. ^SD
Now that's what I call #irony: @JDWetherspoons_ promoting free trade when their CEO is a renowned Brexiteer. Good luck with that low-priced Belgian beer.
Hi Mandy. We've investigated this and feel that shitting on the floor of our pub is completely unacceptable and you deserved to be kicked out. ^DS
Apologies for this Julia. You was probably told this by Croatian Colin on the door. He wasn't happy about the whole #ItsComingHome thing ^ SA
Towns mental but in a good way. We wasn’t allowed in spoons though Cos my fella had an England shirt on 😂😂😂😂 @JDWetherspoons_ unpatriotic swines
So take off all your clothes 🎵 ^AL
Shouldn't drink so much then should you, Sandra. ^AS
@JDWetherspoons_ Sunday afternoon and you’ve run out of red wine-well that’s rubbish!!
Nothing wrong with that. Looks perfect. ^AS
@JDWetherspoons_ so this is the portion of beans to the ratio of food🤨... no receipt given🤦🏾♀️I think my experience here has co.e to an end
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