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JBLG

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Joined April 2009
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as we enter into the holiday season, remember these non-denominational reactions

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if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.


https://t.co/TUdXjQsbck


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Conservatives are convinced Kamala would melt down doing a full Rogan interview, but if there's anyone who knows how to make charming small talk with people who aren't nearly as smart as they think they are for long periods of time, it's the wife of an LA entertainment lawyer.


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Bob Woodward is one of America's greatest journalists whose career was born in the bile of nefarious dealings by the White House. He's as skeptical as a journalist can be because he knows that what the White House hides is monstrous. Only Joe Biden could make him report THIS:

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Really I’m pretty low maintenance, I just need 17 hours of alone time every morning, constant reassurance from everyone in my life that they’re not mad at me, and $150 worth of little treats every single day and I’m good to go


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i feel like no one talks about the reason why american psycho is so good is because a woman directed it. i also think this is why movies like the joker don’t work. it’s like you need to see the villain from the victims perspective. men don’t truly understand whats wrong with men


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There's a greater possibility that he's just racist as hell but there is a funnier possibility that this guy heard something about geese disappearing because of migration and didn't realize that meant the birds were traveling

“The migrants are walking off with the town's geese. They've taken the geese. You know where the geese are in the park, in the lake, and even walking off with their pets. My dog's been taken. My dog's gone.” Anyone who believes this lie is in a cult.



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Pet Shop Boys better stay inside and lock the doors. You too Snoop Dogg. And Pitbull.


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Kamala Harris should begin tonight's debate by thanking Donald Trump's probation officer for allowing him to attend


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One difference between the Midwest and the South is that Tim Walz was a history teacher who coached football and not the other way around.


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The opening of The Paris Olympics wasn’t depicting The Last Supper. It was mostly depicting Greek mythology: Bacchus, being The Olympics was born in Ancient Greece. Maybe conservatives should stop banning books 🤷🏻‍♂️


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I actually think that Harrison Butker quoting Taylor Swift in his dumpster fire of a speech is hilarious when you consider that the song he quoted (Bejeweled) is about a successful woman telling a mediocre man to step aside so she can shine.


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The sunglass store: "If you ever want to go to the beach, the lens needs to be polarized and those start $125." The eclipse: "You can use these to stare directly into the sun for $3."


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Dionne Warwick, upset with misogyny in rap lyrics, once set up a meeting with Snoop Dogg and Suge Knight at her home, where she demanded that they call her a “bitch” to her face. Snoop Dogg later said, “I believe we got out-gangstered that day.”

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What if Kate Middleton’s apparent disappearance is just because she has a cat napping on her lap and she doesn’t want to wake them up?


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