Chaos Jaysomancy
@jaysomancyParanoid-critical activism & ‘pataphysical colour commentary, the evolution of the Anomalies Rarities & Miracles, Poleshots & Wallbouncers, ADVANCED DETERRENCE
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6-FOR-6 on SIX Day 😳 (19-9-24 = S-I-X)
LAD cast a doubling spell that NYY couldn’t break but apparently they found a loophole: Dodgers 6 Yankees 3 Dodgers 4 Yankees 2 Dodgers 4 Yankees 2 Dodgers 4 Yankees 2 (roman numerals)
People know magic is real and want to PLAY with it — an instinct which is poorly served by most of the straightface ‘magic market’. Give people a good improv prompt in an environment with clear boundaries and watch them go! m.youtube.com/watch?v=34Essv…
A soup can, a Bitcoin
Fernando Valenzuela would’ve been 23370 days old yesterday “GIBBY, MEET FREDDIE!” he meant Kirk Gibson but that’s also John Gibbons’ nickname (“House of Horrors” + JAYS manager when Steve Pearce (WS MVP w RedSox18) hit two walkoff grand slams in one week) m.youtube.com/watch?v=jrDacP…
FUCK YO PARODY DOME! 2370 days since JAYSgame cancelled due to storm-damaged SkyDome roof: - The Trop is shredded by “Milton” (a suburb of Toronto) - John “it’s a House of Horrors!“ Gibbons celebrates w/ Mets - Tropicana Vegas demolished! @cryptokubrology nytimes.com/athletic/31716…
Autumnal Equinox
I wish it could’ve been the JAYS obviously But the Tigers are 🇨🇦 & Ontario’s #2 team I’d love to see any unlikely last-minute-lucky underdog go all the way, But I’d haul my ass to Windsor (if not across the river) to watch a Tigers WS game with their loyal fans!
Amazing to witness another all-time MLB record, on top of the near-NoNo! The Dome was very chill about the 0H until the rapid outs in the 8th whipped up a hypestorm. I had Bob on the wifi line but cut it to BeHereNow for the 9th… the wrong move? 🥺 1st 2 strikes to Lindor = 🔥
Lowest WHIP in 6-start Span MLB History Bowden Francis (2024) 0.40 Jacob deGrom (2021) 0.41 Grover Alexander (1915) 0.48
Might as well predict it will reach 23,700 players in MLB history on July 23, 2026
Being well-trained by the syncworm, when I see “23,352 players in MLB history”, I reflexively ask ‘23,700 when?’ How many per year? Searching b-r, it turns out Mr Bachar’s debut yesterday made it 237 so far this year 🫠 23,700 sometime in 2026 @cryptokubrology
This is what ‘Chaos Jaysomancy’ is all about! Started typing top comment just after posting the bottom one (as the bottom of the 9th began) ((“the next pitch” after typing previous sentence)) Today is D-I-X DIX = 509 5-9 final score would be wild; 50-9? I’m founding a religion!
this is what Heidegger meant about the ordinary person living almost unconsciously, unable and unwilling to act outside the structures of normality even in trivial ways, bound to "what one does" like a straightjacket of inauthentic conformity
Joey Votto not leaving his stance during an at bat in 2012 is hilarious 😂
For years I’ve defended this guy as ‘still in character’ (when his content is nauseating bootliquorice) On Thursday I declared I couldn’t anymore (re Tuesday show) I had no idea he would invade Jaysworld on Friday! Happ megabomb + Jays comeback makes sense m.youtube.com/watch?v=LxKEnj…
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