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The Royal Navy's official Overwatch lead
Meet Engineer Submariner Andre, straight from the Royal Navy. Not only is he the Navy’s official Overwatch lead, but gaming in the Navy has even helped him raise money for charity. #sponsored Learn more about careers in the Royal Navy at royalnavy.mod.uk/careers/find-a…
Inventing a colour that nobody has ever seen before to design an emoji that expresses an emotion nobody has ever felt before
WTF happened to foreshadowing these days? Subtle Foreshadowing edits are not very subtle AT ALL🤬 they should be an ambiguously worded prediction, an unusual but tender moment of humanisation prefiguring a tragedy. They have ruined the suspense of all events and leave us no clues
Getting more fingers via botox so I can do bigger sums for my business degree
U reckon some people r ordering goose foie gras by the bottomless bucket
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The Duolingo owl and the Hooters owl are brothers. One chose the path of knowledge. The other, the path of jumbo bazoingas, short shorts and chicken wings. An unbridgeable schism. A tale as old as time.
Mate from high school thought "kind regards" was "king's regards" for years and would sign off every email he sent to the teachers with it
My tall person fantasy is getting clipped on the head by the wing mirror of a speeding bus for standing too close to the edge of the pavement
What the hell is so-called "WD-40"? Can someone please explain to me what WD-40 is? I keep overhearing people in the village hall... "WD-40 saved my life"... "WD-40 ruined my marriage"... "WD-40 fixed my door" ???
Sending one of the lads in my battalion over the top to get me a pinch of baccy off the Germans
A&E was too long a wait so I went and got my hand soldered together at the Genius Bar
My main source of revenue is finding wads of cash stuffed between paving slabs
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