Scrotus the Ballbarian
@jarred83279456Plz don't randomly delete me for no reason this time, twitter... I'm not bothering anyone, I'm just a straight guy out here busting his own nuts in Missouri.
Uh oh, got yer eggs! Balls goooo squeeeesh! Why do boys even want to grab a nice lady minding her own business? Do they WANT their balls destroyed? I think they do, I have always suspected that boys secretly want their testes crussssshed! Even if they don't realize it…
From the movie Maxxxine! It's a good movie too! When I saw this it made me and my girlfriends laugh! More movies should have eviscerated ballsacks in them 😂
I don't normally post other guys stuff, but this... this just breaks the game 😆 It's like a caricature made flesh. This guy is either really genetically odd, or he's ultra-fetish for ball-stretching; In either case, I'm just impressed. x.com/Socialmediafre…
Anyone else having trouble with twitter searches all of the sudden, or is it just me?
This woman rolls up to your blind date. You still going to the bar with her? Yes or no? dailynewsreported.com/festivities/wa…
Ladies just kick him in the nuts he’ll drop like the man he is
Ok, wtf is this 🤣
Me, trying to get the attention of bb women on twitter
Some guys try to cheat by leaving the back a little loose but tightening the front 🙄 Anybody can do that...
Looks like bull balls.🤪 It's bout 5/8th of an inch (1.5 cm). Had to add metal bolts at the front to keep the plates fairly flat, but still bends. Sides are close to 1/2 inch (1.27 cm). From waffles to pancakes, @cbmeplease , except I didn't cook them this time 😋
What if a nice lady sliced open your sack and splushed ur nut out like a ripe grape, then chopped it in half while it's still connected to you😂Or slice it down the middle, dip it in pure alcohol & set it on fire. then put the fire out with a mallet, smashing it to smithereens!😂
So many of these ballbusting bitching on twitter might as well be like this 🤣
As many of you motherfuckers as possible better say no... I mean, I don't think Musk is like the second coming of Jesus or anything, but I think he probably values free speech better than who ever would likely replace him.
Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.
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