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#jakeyguy

@jakeystylexxl

🔎 unlicensed penis inpector at NYDOJ ⚖️ ⚖️ ⚖️ prev: camera operator at https://t.co/QhAgZKm9MI

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Epic Episode...❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥 #HouseOfTheDragon


michael hugecock


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finally found my toenail clippers in my van , immediately pulled over to the side of the road to get a good clip on

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for my dumbass friends thinking the UK soft… 🖕🏼🖕🏼

So imagine being in a stone or brick building in Tampa at 70% humidity at 75°F with no AC, ceiling fan or breeze, and that's my house on the edge of London today. It's goddamn miserable, and I say that as a dude who's experienced 125°F dry heat many times. Better that than this.



im on the bus, this guy is driving like a maniac.. no tip!


read the sign buddy… it says “couch-only”


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7. Zuckerberg is watching


books these days…

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compared to a building im just a tiny little guy


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doggy, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, upside down, inside out, one leg up, two legs up, in public, on a spaceship, in the garden, on the grass, in a car, in a box, on a table, against a wall !!!!! NO BREAKS


im in some sort of polycular situation with my neighbors


sometimes rap music is dungeon music… music to play in the hidden staircase behind the bookshelf that leads down to the crypt music


fuckin crazy my landlords name is John California


the funny thing about ellen musk is he has both the car and the rocket


when i cut my microplastic testi open it was filled with orbeez


i grew apart from many people because they liked frank ocean and i think hes boring


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Started a p*dcast to end the male loneliness epidemic with my best mates @alexsenti and @jakeystylexxl . im allowed to do this because im good at editing junk like this:


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