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Jakanader

@jakanader

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not true. your style has so little to do with classic men's dress that the FBI was able to use your shoes to identify you as one of the jan 6th rioters. i know this bc you once followed me, but then i saw your ugly shoes, blocked you, and alerted the FBI

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Not quite. Classical style, and its inherit elegance and dignity belong to the civilized and the civilization builders who don’t hate our past, but use its style to build the future.

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If you can’t do this you shouldn’t be a Labour MP. Simple as


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white boy STUNS mother by correctly guessing WHO she ran into the OTHER DAY


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Eleanor is definitely an Obama 2012 - Trump 2016 - Dems 2018 - Biden 2020 - Dems 2022 - Trump 2024 voter (presuming she's alive to vote)

This is probably the most accurate depiction of the median voter ever made. A suburban white woman in Phoenix who mostly just wants cheap food.



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Lergus Washingbeard Shoelace. AirPods in. Money everytime

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Ex situationship’s little brother just texted me asking if I wanna run Black Ops 6 sometime soon. Ball up top

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“cocomelon” is insane because it appears to be one of the most legitimately dangerous shows with the potential to gigafry kids’ brains but is exclusively used by literal turbonormies who unironically want to like "make their baby stop crying" and basically get oneshotted by it

Kid’s reaction to the Coco melon sound track. So so sweet to see how excited they all got.



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Hideo Kojima is the first ever misogynist who cares about women and their feelings


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the craziest ting FOR ME about Mouthwashing getting capital F Fandom treatment is that it's a game with themes for old motherfuckers


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ohhh wahh my bf is in a coma!! im gonna spend every waking moment crying about it and tweeting how devastated i am and be completely and totally nonfunctional!!! is that what u want to hear? or am i allowed to go the store


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Do you wanna experience bone-deep, sinking dread? Then type “2”on the search engine in YouTube. We are running on fucking fumes.


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It’s increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she’d have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance


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I was vaguely under the impression that to become a No Seed Oils Guy you had to be cooking with tallow all the time or some shit, but apparently olive oil isn't a seed oil so you can just be normal.


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(Dapping up a 38 year old married woman) what's up slime


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this is the perfect intersection of the type of thing that makes the internet special and worthwhile but also if I think too hard about I’m gonna have a depressive episode

i found millions of YouTube videos that have default camera names as titles (like IMG_0276) and made it into a website where you can watch random ones. unedited, pure moments from random lives walzr.com/IMG_0001



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Should we be thankful this was before AI voices took over

it's hard being a gamer



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it's wild how half-life 3 has been confirmed 3 or 4 times now but it's been so long that it's not even front page news yet


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Did drunk people in the 60s love to go to bed with their clothes on after a night out or is that just a mad men thing? If you have drunk a lot on a night out and come home do you also just collapse with all your clothes on?


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The video has been blocked worldwide. I’m just as surprised as you are. Working to get it back up, will keep you posted!

jschlatt — Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (Official) youtu.be/hayoY2Ov8PM

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