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Jaime

@jaimejoshielder

Writer. Gin Snob. Firecracker (I know what that means, dude.) Tweets are my own and much like myself, should never be taken seriously.

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Winter Haven, FL.

Florida city votes to remove fluoride from drinking water, citing RFK Jr.’s comments as one of the reasons trib.al/DFEE4xT



How many of y'll are on the other app where the sky is blue? There are a few accounts on here that I hope make the migration. Namely: @MissSassbox, @ChiefJosheola, @WUTangKids, @pajiba, @VanLathan, @thesaltedtable, @SheaSerrano, @Arsenal_WPB and @PBInvincibles


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“OK, a lot of fucking people are good at marketing but only one of them wrote New Romantics” rob sheffield delivering banger after certified banger

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Men rape and murder women every single day.

making “kill all men” jokes online for years objectively alienated young men and pushed them to the right



We live in the dumbest fucking country.

John Krasinski has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.

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People are yearning for Anthony Bourdain's wisdom

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I’m sorry to say this but very picky eaters, people who don’t find pleasure in eating, and deprive themselves in terms of food are bad lovers who lack sensuality



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my department of government efficiency

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My head: “Thirteen is Big Star’s best song.” My heart, “Have you heard September Gurls?”


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“you’re so funny” thanks i would have been lobotomized in the 1940s


I quote @DatRoroKid in this episode at least once a week - “I wanna dance in heaven” - cackle like a witch and no-one knows what I’m talking about. Because they’re goddamn idiots. Don’t be an idiot; listen to @flmanmurders @Ceejness @byChrisJoseph @5ReasonsSports

No new episode this week but check out the S3 finale where the boys talk about how some of the most iconic monsters in American history took on the Nazis…and kicked their asses. shorturl.at/qD1tQ @DatRoroKid @Ceejness @byChrisJoseph @5ReasonsSports

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Auction this walking cancer into poverty.

Alex Jones announces tonight that auctioneers are now in his offices, and InfoWars is being shut down with everything being auctioned off on Wednesday.



DID EVERY OTHER MAN DIE?

Benny Blanco for PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024 issue.

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So, Jenny Lewis is a genius.

you know what i do when i’m depressed? get stoned and go to @Target



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Thinking about Owen Hart. How on earth did that company not die right there


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Spielberg: “I need a song for an action movie I’m doing.” JOHN WILLIAMS gave him THIS. RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (1981)


Fuck’s sake.


IT’S NOT BLOODY OFFSIDE


Gøddamn it. That’s gotta be a yellow


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