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Rev. Jacob Brenton

@jacobbrenton

United Church of Christ pastor in Central Texas. Let’s talk Bible/theology, Major League Baseball, and vintage computers/video games. (He/Him)

Joined January 2011
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This is the world. Beautiful and terrible things will happen. Don’t be afraid. -Frederick Buechner


Right, it’s the school that wears purple and gold. #GoCru

Reminder that @Baylor University existed for 40 years before A&M was founded and nearly 50 for Texas. One of those three schools was chartered by the Republic of Texas, and it isn’t one wearing maroon or orange.



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Two men wearing reflective vests & hard hats entered the stadium with fake construction credentials. Arrested for Criminal Trespass. #BTHOtu


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FB | UMHB Advances to the NCAA Third Round #ascsports #ascfb #d3fb

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Okay I just looked it up and my first apartment after college IS still very affordable (I can’t get a price for the one bedroom I had, but the two bedroom in that complex is less than $700 a month) BUT You’ve gotta be able to put up with window unit air, and lots of fake wood 🪵

Don’t get it wrong: you could definitely work normal jobs like a cashier or librarian or cook and afford an apartment until maybe like 2012ish? I’m a geriatric millennial and I remember the rent on my first apartment being like $800. That same apartment now would be $3k.



If I were Chili’s, I would simply fill this spot with original chicken crispers.


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matt gaetz has now removed more sexual predators from a conservative institution than the southern baptists have done in the last 50 years


I’ve reached a new level of air travel, that at Love Field I know exactly where to find the “secret” bathrooms other people only dream of finding.


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She got her entire existence weaponized in service of racism without her consent

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A woman being bullied for **wait for it** protecting women, is the height of gas lighting. I’ll drink your tears in my pinot noir tonight. Cheers! 🍷

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can’t imagine there’s anything more cathartic for a white southern conservative than getting to personally segregate a restroom

I never thought we would need a sign for this, but women's restrooms are for BIOLOGICAL women. Not men.



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If your version of Christianity wants to put Trump Bibles in schools but take free lunch out of them, you are worshipping something other than Jesus. This is what it looks like to take the Lord’s name in vain.

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I’m a week into being in a hotel for a work conference, and there’s only about 30 channels on cable. I decided to see what the folks on Fox News are doing. The opening monologue of their weird late night show has made no less than 7 poop jokes in the first 6 minutes. Yikes.


What. About. Original. Chicken. Crispers?

Stop working and go try Chili’s new Honey Chipotle Fried Mozz in your Triple Dipper



Wordle 1,242 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Literally don’t know how I did that.


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