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his_royal_jakeness

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Wishin' I was Wesley from The Princess Bride, reliving the movie over & over like it's Groundhog Day. Molly is my favorite person in the whole wide world.

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Me: I use humor to cope My therapist: Then why aren’t you ever funny


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There are rumors I raise cattle, at least that's what I herd.


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Got confused and went to a Cairo practor. Now I walk like an Egyptian.


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*I may not be a 10, but I can make up for it.* Would you join me to pet my ducks at the farm? Comment YEA or NO! (RT for bonus point🤓)


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I’ve seen a lot of polls in the last few days. Your mom has seen at lot of poles in the last few days as well.


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Tap ♻️ if mirror pics are still hot 🤭

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All you need to know about humanity. When we stand together, no robot, no machine, no quantum computer can come close. We are the superheroes and our power is the God who made us.


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still do 🤣🖤🤣


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Okay, friends, time to be serious. Mental health issues are real, and they make self care difficult. I should know. I have them. About 1.5 years ago, I decided I need to put some serious care into myself after years of neglect. It’s a process.


Wednesday morning, 5:30. Time for a nervous breakdown. 😫😫😫 #arachnaphobia


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Not a single survival instinct in sight😭


Why is it that the only likes I get on my posts are from fake profile porn scammers that have 3 followers and joined the app last month? Please don't make me go back to FB... 🤣🤣🤣

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Snuggle squad.. 🐶🐾🐥😍


OH THIS IS AWESOME... 🤣🤣🤣

Security video of me at work…



I've never been so depressed, there's no end to the humiliation. I do believe I've had enough. I get ripped off but made to look like the criminal? Check out this post on Nextdoor: nextdoor.com/p/3zJqGLGjNRC9…


This needs to be revisited; I'm flattered but sometimes ya just gotta call bulls*it. 🤔🙄🤣🤣 I just don't understand. Smh

OKAY, I do believe I have just about had enough of this s*it... The God's of Twitter have some explaining to do. Wtf???

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A dozen of your finest red roses…and $20 on pump 7, my good man


First artificial tree that I've ever had. The ATV is a stocking stuffer... 🤣🤣🤣

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