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Sarah

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certified california junior ranger (she/her). stupid sense of humor but interesting takes. Frodo Baggins stan account. tip jar open IG @itssarahdutcher

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first draft of email: please fuck all the way off email sent: i apologize for any confusion


i feel like i am cheating on my wife 😩 bsky.app/profile/itssar…


my neighbors, whose flea problems continue to wreak havoc on my household, don’t even have pets


i know it’s the holiday season bc i can’t tell if i’m being conflict-avoidant or if i’m protecting my peace


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Trump is good for comedy in the same way that I’m sure the passengers’ cries for help occasionally harmonized with the Titanic quartet


liv tyler, laf tyler, lov tyler


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it is never not crazy to me that every woman i know suffered so much as a teenage girl and ended up very kind and caring and almost every teen boy who "suffers" immediately becomes the h*tler youth


fatima joined the club of pretty girls with autoimmune disorders, with the admission price of 2 nights at the emergency vet, 10+ prescriptions and multiple follow-ups. i'm still looking for work, so any amount you can donate will help! or my venmo in bio spot.fund/6c86x2st

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weed is so obviously left coded that we’re ignoring how insane it is that the right have completely co-opted weird supplements. where have all the weird naturalists and hippies taking weird supplements to cleanse their auras gone??

What are the left-coded dude hobbies and obsessions? I can think of a million right-coded ones––weed and DMT and UFC and weightlifting and comedy and nutrition and weird supplements and paranormal shit––but what are the equivalents on the left?



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The young men who died in uniform did so shitting their pants and crying for their mums. This is the reality of wars made by the rich and fought by the poor. They made no sacrifice, they were sacrificed.

Today, we pay tribute to those who made the ultimate sacrifice to defend our values and freedoms. We will remember them.

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i can’t believe there’s a tv show called High Potential and it’s NOT a workplace comedy set in a dispensary


weakling. if you can’t handle 264 minutes of return of the king, you don’t deserve it

No cuz the way my heart sunk when I saw that the last LOTR extended edition had a 264 min run time 😭



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Audiences seeing Evita in 1979

they're trying to turn the fascist's wife into some kind of girlboss. lord, save us.



me on google earth following rivers to their source but getting distracted by tributaries


bitches love it when their follow-up appointment doesn’t result in a trip to the emergency vet (we’re bitches)

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Nah. I’m a white woman & people talk about the harmful things ww do all the time. As they should. Instead of whining about it I listen & reflect & if it doesn’t apply to me I move on. If it does I think about why & how to do better so it won’t in the future. Grow the fuck up.

stop saying "all men" it's that simple. Because every single one of those "all men are trash" or "id choose the bear" posts adds up and are seen by guys who would otherwise be potentially sympathetic to a feminsit political project, especially if it was tied to economic leftism



are there such thine as bb handguns? in case i want to shoot someone who plays music or takes a call on speaker in the grocery store?


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PARENTS I need you to teach your daughters that if a boy ever says this to them, go and IMMEDIATELY tell the school that they wanna press charges for sexual harassment. And if the school does nothing about it, sue tf outta them too. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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This surmised it so perfectly

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