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It doesn’t rain much in LA (so i’ve been told) and my uber driver gave me a lecture about how we need to enjoy it because it never happens and blah blah blah sir if i wanted to enjoy rain i’d go to fucking vancouver now take me to my destination
You think you have issues? Try moving 4 times in 3 years, then 2 states in two months.. #nextstopmiami
- My dad (driving my car): How long has your car been doing this? - Me: ...Doing what?
The fuck
This needs immediate international attention.
An oil tanker with 50-60 million gallons of oil is currently sinking in the Gulf of Paria. That's 5x more than the Exxon Valdez spill. The Venezuelan government is denying any problems. If the world doesn't act now, this will be one of the biggest disasters ever.
I told my therapist that I let some things slide that bother me to “keep the peace” and he told me “that sounds nice, but you’re keeping the peace around you....what about the peace in you” Now I just been saying whatever is on my mind.
Oct, Nov, & Dec WILL be GREAT & full of surprises !!!! Callin it now
ur chances of being killed by shia labeouf are low but never zero
So I volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19. The vaccine is the one that was created in Russia. I got my first shot yesterday at 4pm, & I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного
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An oil tanker with 50-60 million gallons of oil is currently sinking in the Gulf of Paria. That's 5x more than the Exxon Valdez spill. The Venezuelan government is denying any problems. If the world doesn't act now, this will be one of the biggest disasters ever.
I was an intern for the Ellen show and one time on set Ellen pointed at my chest my chest and said “there’s something on ur shirt” and I looked down and she flicked my nose. Then I said “haha ohhh you got me, good one Ellen” and then she shot me in the chest with a rifle
being notified when someone visits your profile on LinkedIn is the most chaotic feature of any social media
1 of 2 things will definitely happen. Either she testifies and changes the world as we know it. Or she’ll slip on a banana peel and snap her neck while all the guards are on lunch break.
If you could pick one year to erase from your lifetime what would it be and why 2019?
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