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I always thought it was tough to work on warm, sunny days, but I also hate to work on dreary, rainy ones. Turns out I'm just lazy


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if ai has 100 haters i'm one of them if ai has 1 hater it's me if ai has no haters i'm dead. if you use ai to create your "art" or to "write" i respect you less and i do not think you are cool or smart or talented! i think you're lame as shit and your art sucks!


Hate to be a Mike Tyson doomer, but dude looks slowww in all his sparring videos. Also good things dont happen in the world


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Advent calendar with 25 tins of various smoked fishes


the most important musical genre is "Idk it has a boat in it"


Media literacy is dead.

Liz Lemon Harris+69 Scarlett O'Hara Harris+1 Apollo Creed Trump+5 Tony Soprano Trump+38 How Americans think 54 fictional characters would vote in the 2024 presidential election today.yougov.com/entertainment/…

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Not to be a total nerd, but “Wanderer Above the Sea Fog”, an icon of romanticism, and “Christina’s World”, an icon of realism, are so fundamentally different in the feelings they illicit that it could be even argued the latter is a rebuttal to the former

I will not elaborate

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Exclusively, if anyone's wondering

i do if anyone was wondering



Hard disagree. Best part of a cheeky little cig is stepping outside with other smokers.

i’m voting for whichever candidate will legalize cigs inside



You know a touchtunes hates to see coming


This is the third assassination attempt.

Make Trump work at a Denny’s when all the theatre kids are going there after the premiere of their high school’s Frozen Jr just finished



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The excruciating pain you feel when you sink a knife into your thumb... that pain comes from the knowledge that you’re an idiot. #quote


Universities--especially Jesuit ones--have a responsibility to support their cities and neighborhoods. Too many just act as a slowly expanding rich kid oasis

Demolished by St. Louis University in 1999. SLU has desecrated so much of our city.

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Thank you for letting me live at the same time as the legend himself

Our rustle king 🤣



Little trick also works at Starbucks

Scary, this device allows users to bypass the locks on your windows

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As we go into Yom Kippur, our sacred day of atonement, I just want to lay bare that I haven't done anything wrong this year and if you think I have you can't prove shit. I'm just chilling and I have nothing to apologize for. You all enjoy your fasting though.


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The way I feel around lesbians is the way I imagine republicans feel around cops


Kicks the shut outta the "missing shows because no one will go with you" era

Back in my “going to shows alone” era



Splitting the bill every time, venmoing back and forth, keeping track with friends is just boring


I gotta stop skipping the meetings

me at the jew meeting going dummy on the weather machine



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The new bus service on Colfax Avenue will provide the transit opportunities Coloradans deserve along one of our busiest corridors. Our state was proud to support this expansion of service and I’m excited to see work begin on construction. Soon Coloradans can take advantage of…

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