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Bartender: Is this man bothering you? Donna, with a possessive Harvey drapped all over her: Yes, but he's my husband so I signed up for this.


darvey incorrect quotes. Reposted

Rachel: So, what's it like being married to Harvey? Donna: Once I asked him for a glass of water while he was angry with me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."


harvey, to donna: would you like to stay for dinner? lily, from another room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!?


harvey: i don't like you donna: ok let go of my hand then harvey, holding donna's hand even tighter: NO!


harvey: if donna thinks she can just bat her cute little eyes at me and get whatever she wants, she is absolutely right.


donna: hey, is this seat taken? harvey: n- donna: i guess i have no other choice donna: *sits on harvey’s lap*


donna, walking into the kitchen: is something burning? harvey: just my desire for you. samantha, not taking her eyes off her cellphone: the toaster is on fire.


louis: what’s your favorite color? harvey: donna paulsen. harvey: wait what was the question


harvey: hey, look at this art [hands donna his phone] donna: this is the front camera. harvey: you’re the art. donna: oh my god-


donna [in the shower]: babe can you close the door for me? harvey: *gets in the shower and closes the door* sure thing my love. donna: ...from the other side.


mike: just be yourself! harvey: be myself? mike, i have one day to win over donna's dad. how long did it take before you guys started liking me? donna: couple of weeks. zane: six months. sam: jury's still out.


alex: what’s wrong with harvey? he’s been laying on the ground for like 20 minutes now. sam: i think he’s just a bit overwhelmed. alex: why? sam: donna giggled.


donna: [sighs dreamily] sam: what's got donna so happy? alex: last night harvey got so drunk he couldn't recognize her. donna tried to take his shirt off to get him changed but harvey slapped her hand and said "stop! i'm married!"


donna: i don’t date lawyers. harvey: [walks in] donna: i marry them.


donna: wait did u just flirt with me? harvey: well i have been for the past several years but thanks for noticing.


harvey: how did you know i was gonna propose? donna: mike hasn’t been able to look at me without crying all month.


harvey: did it hurt? donna, sighing: when I fell from he- harvey: when you fell from the vending machine. donna: ..... harvey: cause you're a SNACK.


donna: the food is too hot, i can't eat it. harvey: you're hot and i'd still eat y- louis: ONE DINNER [slams hands down on table] mike: here we go again. louis: ONE PEACEFUL DINNER IS ALL I ASK.


harvey: [does something stupid] donna: donna: donna: harvey: it’s cute how you think your disapproving glare still works on me after all the times i’ve seen it.


Donna: Hey, Harvey… Donna: What if sex toys were alive in toy story, too? Harvey: Go to sleep Don, it’s 3 in the morn— Donna: You’ve got a friend IN me…


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