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Daniel: what are cute things you guys would call your girlfriends? Jonah: Honey Corbyn: Sugar Zach: Flour Jack: Egg Zach: 1/2 stick of butter Jack: Stir Zach: Pour into a pan Jack: Preheat to 350° Zach: Bake Jack: Enjoy.
Zach: if three people having sex is called a “threesome”, and two people having sex is called a “twosome” then I guess we know why people call you “handsome” Jack:
Zach: hey, what if sex toys were alive during “Toy Story”? Daniel: why would you even ask that? Zach: “You’ve got a friend IN me-“ Daniel: get out
Jack: I’m ambidextrous bro Zach: love who you want bro, I’ll love and support you no matter what
Zach: what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Corbyn: due to the little information that we have on dinosaurs, there is no physical proof that any would have had any homosexual relationship with one another Zach: .... Jack: ...lick-a-lotta-puss?
Zach: WHO THE FUCK ATE THE LEFTOVER PIZZA? DO YOU WANNA GO? Jack: I did. Zach: ...ON A DATE?
Jack: i don’t get paid enough for this Zach: for what? Jack: [gestures everywhere]
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