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All questions are rhetorical. Refrain from engaging.

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In Honour Of Reason


All warfare will always remain rock-paper-scissors

guy with funny backpack

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Truth

My years as a sex worker taught me that men are very emotionally starved people. I don’t say this in a “boohoo male loneliness woe is them” way. But even I am still incredulous how many men would pay just for emotional intimacy. Men would book champagne rooms just to cry.



many such cases

>wife yells at husband for lego obsession >now he’s pulling away, ghost of former self

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I bet that autistic transhumanists would cream their pants at the idea of being able to co-traverse phase space during conversations.


Mario Barrios is vicious


Holy shit I've forgotten how good death metal is. I can literally feel the mental illness leaving my body.

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a horror game where you need to inspect cabins and cast your vote if they are haunted or not (so you need to look at everything VERY closely omg)


See the thing about me, is you don't really know a thing about me.


I really hope Mike Tyson detaches that lying cockroach's head with an upper cut this weekend.


The back of my tongue can taste the metallicity of betrayal of all humans that I have ever encountered. Not by choice. The taste disgusts me to my bile.


My human brain does not enjoy traversing procedurally generated terrains. There is no meaning, no anchor, no lore in the cartographic space that a computer mindlessly spits out at you.


of course it's Japan. of course.

The final checks before closing an aircraft door. ✈️



You can delete everything in your life today and play life from the start if you wanted to. You don't want to though.

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They'll say AI wrote this, but we all know this is how ADHD people think


Once nearly lost consciousness in a meeting cos the air was bad. Seriously fucked that I felt bad about that for a while.


I hate people when I'm in the mind palace. Why the fuck are you even breathing in my direction?


The thing in itself is annoying because it can be felt with ease but it cannot be described with ease.


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