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Slowly migrating off this cursed app. I will miss so many of you. I hope you’ll join me on bluesky (iampuddle) or Threads (pudd1e). Cannot continue to let El*n any of my impressions


Probably one without a brain worm, self-admitted cognitive issues, the toll of decades of alcohol and drug abuse, and the one who is not shot up with anabolic steroids

Quick: who's healthier?

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I realize you just became a Catholic, like, a minute ago but the "Deus Vult" is NOT a "Christian motto." It is a throwback to the rally call in 1096 and Urban II's speech that led to the First Crusade (I'm a medieval history nerd, you are not). It's never been widely used... 1/

They're attacking Pete Hegseth for having a Christian motto tattooed on his arm. This is disgusting anti-Christian bigotry from the AP, and the entire organization should be ashamed of itself.



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One of the most evil men in modern history. If anything, this election made 2016 seem quaint in the realms of disinformation.

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The Washington Post obtained details about a $45 million plan run by Elon Musk's advisors to target Black, Jewish, Muslim voters and others with "misdirection" ads - often containing falsehoods about her positions washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/…



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i think people forget he wasn’t always like this. grimes left him once the brain rot took over. the photo and the tweet are about a month apart

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I just have no respect for Grimes after seeing so much footage of this man in the past year



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October 2024 inflation - Overall CPI: 2.58% - CPI minus shelter: 1.30% - Shelter CPI: 4.89% Housing is killing us.

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Why is this so funny to me 😂

Mike Tyson forgot he was talking to a kid



We wonder why Republicans want to dismantle the dept of education, which is essential to the survival of higher education, especially public universities


Man with brain damage supports the other man with brain damage who is nominating man with a brain worm to be in charge of our health

Stallone introducing Trump: We are in the presence of a really mythical character… Guess what, we got the second George Washington.



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So between 1) banning ingredients that expand shelf life 2) halving the number of farm workers 3) tariffs on packaging I’m starting to think the “I’m voting for cheaper groceries” people might want to start making some phone calls. This looks like eight dollar eggs to me.

Things are about to change in this country for the better.



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The US has 15 vaccines for kids <18: MMR DTaP Pneumococcal Rotavirus Varicella Hepatitis B Hepatitis A Polio Haemophilus influenzae B Meningococcal Human Papillomavirus Influenza COVID-19 RSV NOT 72. Not 72 DOSES from birth to age 18 (it’s ~35) Stop letting people lie.


Democrats failure to build ample housing in blue states might be their greatest failure

New >> California and New York are projected to lose up to 8 electoral votes in 2030. Texas and Florida are projected to gain 8. If Kamala Harris had to compete with that map, even winning Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin wouldn’t have saved her.

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New >> California and New York are projected to lose up to 8 electoral votes in 2030. Texas and Florida are projected to gain 8. If Kamala Harris had to compete with that map, even winning Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin wouldn’t have saved her.

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I knew there were a lot of fake accounts on this platform, but they are usually obvious. I had no idea how intricate and complex the ruse could be. Get a load of this story. 1/


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This Fox News host is your new Secretary of Defense and I'm not kidding

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A North Carolina woman with a genetic disorder that creates serious fetal anomalies wrote to state Sen. Danny Britt about how the state's ban prevents her from expanding her family. He wrote back: "I suggest you move to China immediately and see how that works out for you."


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Republicans will be like, "You believe in DEI? That pales in comparison to my strategy, simply hiring the most competent people" and then not hire competent people


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Yesterday Trump announced he's nominating Pete Hegseth as his Secretary of Defense. Hegseth's a prominent Fox News personality & veterans advocate, but he also has strong ties to the Christian far right that I've not seen fully exposed yet. Here's a thread w/ receipts... 1/

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This is incorrect and shows how little the average person knows about garment manufacturing. 🧵

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