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That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
That awkward moment when you're at McDonalds & an emo person asks for a happy meal.
"You're too cute to be single." & you’re too ugly to be flirting with me.
I hate when people write "b4" instead of "before". You're speaking English, not playing Bingo.
Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Waiters gonna wait. Alligators gonna alligate.
"Our love doesn't have an expiration date, we will last forever!" *2 weeks later...* So, forever came a little sooner than I expected.
Zack and Cody graduated, Andy gave away his toys, Hannah told her secret, Phil went back to the future. My childhood is officially over.
Relationships start with "Can we talk", & end with "We need to talk".
I'm opening a burger called Shiddy. When people complain about how bad the burger is, I'll say, "What did you expect? It's a Shiddy burger."
Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, "Yup, I'm screwed."
Instead of LOL try, "LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL": Laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.
That awkward moment when santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom
Me: mom its raining.. I can't walk to school... Mom: great so you could stay and help me clean the house! Me: I'll run, BYE!
How is Dora an explorer? She don't even know where half the stuff is she's looking for. Instead of looking, she asks preschoolers..
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "Kindergarten."
Some people might as well post "I want attention" as their facebook status.
When people say "When I was little I used to..." and I'm just sitting there awkwardly like "Umm I...still do that..."
Dear kid sitting next to me, I see you copying me. Sincerely, I didn't study either.
Imagine how short church would be if Busta Rhymes was the preacher.
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