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chris

@iTweetYouSkeet

Follow me for the funniest Tweets on Twitter! i used to run the old @Dave_Chappelle Twitter page. - please follow me on my new name, @laugh_out_Ioud

Joined April 2011
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i want to invent a pen that can copy and paste!


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My Mom: "Make the little things count!" Me: "You want me to teach math to midgets?"


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#HBCUFollowTrain ---> Follow Me because Republicans hate college students... with their fancy educations and facts n stuff.


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when i die, i want to be buried with a random animal bone ...just to confuse future archaeologists.


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the space button on my girl's phone was broken so she texted me "phonebrokeniwantanalternate" ...i'm excited, but what is a ternate?


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have you seen the new movie "Constipation"? ....it hasn't come out yet.


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i'm surprised people still ask me to hold their baby after how many times they've seen me drop my phone.


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#PlayersMoreClutchThanLebron anybody on that team of white guys that the Harlem Globetrotters always plays against.


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#FridayThe13th - Paraskevidekatriaphobia (n): the fear of Friday the 13th.


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if my dog could talk, his most common phrase would probably be "Are you gonna eat that?"


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i saw an ad for the Snuggie. it was a dumb idea but i couldnt change the channel cuz i was under a cover & i didnt want my arms to get cold


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Chuck E. Cheese's is just a casino for little kids.


@MikkitheGazettE its just a joke... i'd never leave my laptop unattended lol


Honestly, I don't think you're responsible enough to own a laptop... I'm Skyping with your friend Monica and she agrees. #JustKidding


Message to the owner of this laptop: It's not smart to leave it in the middle of an airport lounge unattended with your Twitter logged in.


RT "@iTweetYouSkeet where can i buy some of that Demi More Weed?!?" <--- @Nervesaw "@iTweetYouSkeet from Ashton."


where can i buy some of that Demi Moore Weed?!?


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