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Editor & writer with a PhD in English lit, published in Best American Essays, NY Times, Slate. I prefer questions to answers & authentic despair to false hope.

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I love memoir so much I got a PhD in it. If you want to write a memoir, I can help you do it. If you've written a memoir, I can help you make it better. I want to read the story of your life and help you shape it into a book others want to read too. hollywelker.com


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Why not cut out the middlewoman and just name Putin as director of national intelligence?


Lesson from the Bible: Turns out people who value satisfying their own appetites above all else really will sell their birthrights for a mess of pottage.


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How is running a platform of middle class tax cuts, home buying help, child tax credits, capped healthcare costs, home caregiver support, and lower grocery prices elitist and out of touch with regular folks?


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"They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs" proved a more effective message than "Let me help you buy your first house."


At some point, you have to accept that nothing will win certain voters over to the party Against Leopards Eating People's Faces except discovering that the leaders of the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party really truly will eat their faces.

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.



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My dad died of Alzheimer's last year. If Donald Trump hasn't been diagnosed with advanced dementia of one form or another, it's because no one will let him near a neurologist. We cannot elect this cognitively impaired boob.

I’m not exaggerating when I say, this is exactly how my grandfather sounded three months before we had to put him in a nursing home



So weird when a white person who claims white people are under attack lets slip how ugly they think whiteness really is. So, Megyn Kelly thinks white women are unattractive unless they're ... less white? Browner? More orange? Huh. No wonder Megyn's such a mess.

.@MegynKelly: Margaret Brennan, not only do you desperately need some bronzer, you need to understand how to moderate a fair debate when you have half the country who's rooting for the other guy... WATCH ⬇️: youtube.com/live/tdTMxsOrS…

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I barely started watching "English Teacher" today so I'm very late to this party but I have to say CONGRATULATIONS on creating the most perfect role ever for Trixie Mattel to play


The hilarious thing about this is that the "permanent unelected machine that runs the government" is what kept the country from completely disintegrating when Trump was president. The last thing Trump cares about is running the country.

The US has no functional president and has not had one for months, and it's barely noticeable and barely matters because there's a permanent unelected machine that runs the government.



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