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Historical Quotes

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Real, timeless quotes from historical figures that helped shape this beautiful earth of ours.

"Squa on the hunt for that dirty Sprite who got the plug?" - Benjamin Franklin, 1782


"Hilary, smell my ass that just took a shit, you'll love this one!" - Bill Clinton, 1994


"A whole lot of lean in my nutrition" - Johann Sebastian Bach, 1709


"Poo and pee is my best friends" - Friedrich Nietzsche, 1886


"Come look at my big December shit, it's a Christmas miracle" - Ulysses S. Grant, 1874


"Mans been on the look for that pussy in the club, been swimming still" - Aristotle, 338 B.C.


"Shake that ass girl, make that coochie wet" - Margaret Thatcher, 1986


"I like to shit and I like to poo" - Mother Teresa, 1962


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