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@hephd22

i have returned

Joined January 2024
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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed tho. I'm just annoying


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What if CEO shootings replace school shootings as the act of the deranged?


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this is the best day on twitter since a submarine exploded


didnt have idolize a murderer on my bingo card for 2024 but life is full of surprises


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someone my age is hot and a successful assassin and I am making powerpoint presentation


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The shells at the scene:

OhFuckYeahBud82's tweet image. The shells at the scene:

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5yo just asked, “what happens when you die, do you dream?” hamlet ass question


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this extra sucks for the woman in the pic because due to the apple on her head no doctor will come close enough to help her

Shoot your shot.

_HitCockBottom's tweet image. Shoot your shot.


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(having sex with the eye doctor) is this better or worse? better? or worse?


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*door in my house opens on its own* me: fascinating. there must be quite a temperature differential between these two rooms to create that kind of pressure the ghost haunting me: (slamming its head through the wall) i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you


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googling "effect vs affect" in an incognito window


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whenever I see a lady mail carrier i’m like ok slay that’s a woman in a mail dominated field


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I wanna party with king Julian so fucking bad


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might fuck around and become everything i’m meant to be


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IM CRYINGGGG

koitotwt's tweet image. IM CRYINGGGG

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watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would is one of life’s greatest challenges


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