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Hamish Mackenzie

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I also exist on Mastodon at: [email protected]

Joined March 2013
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The man has just invented a government department to duplicate the work of another government department and he’s complaining about government fraud. Musk is an unbelievably moronic grifter.

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4 years of unhinged push notifications…


How embarrassing for Ireland to be behind thanks to two own goals…

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Join me, as we go down the rabbit hole of terrible, mid 2000s style websites, baffling slogans and culture wars that nobody wants! It’s time for the Tory leadership election open.substack.com/pub/hmackenzie…


I wrote a thing about the UK election. You can read it with your eyes. Then tell me you hate it and it´s bad and then I´ll cry for a bit. A fun time all round. open.substack.com/pub/hmackenzie…


Google is brutally quick.

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This is the classic “outstanding youth prospect who never reached their full potential” pathway. 1. Chelsea 2. Rangers 3. UD Las Palmas 4. AIK

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Just like that, Nic Berry has become the Craig Joubert for a whole new generation of Scottish Rugby fans.


I just discovered that one of Sweden’s highest national awards is The Medal for Diligent Reindeer Husbandry. Guess I’m going to have to learn how to herd reindeer now!


1st of December, which means you only have 3 weeks to buy your friends and loved ones a 2001 Amstrad Em@iler for Christmas!

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#WeWork declaring bankruptcy reminds me of when I was at a Surveying conference in March 2020. Some poor marketing lady gave a presentation, then the Q&A was just highly qualified real estate people taking turns to utterly eviscerate their business model. It was brutal.


I moved into a new build block of flats last week. Got the lift and a random woman got out on my floor. She went into the flat next to mine. As I waited to go down, I heard a scream and the same woman came running back into the lift. Not a word was spoken of the incident.


Wait? Is Jesus a co-defendant?

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Enid Blyton books have got grittier than I remember. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-668791…


Hamish Mackenzie Reposted

🎟️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿INTERNATIONAL BREAK COMPETITION🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎟️ ⚽️Scotland🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿v England🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 on Tues 12th Sep ⚽️Friendly to celebrate the 150th anniversary of the world's oldest international 🪙 We've teamed up with Scottish company @zenithcoins to give 4 people the chance to win some amazing limited…

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Siri, show me an utterly predictable example of the Streisand Effect. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-666487…


The expression of a 2 year old who’s been told he can’t have ice cream for dinner.

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Good morning, today I will be channeling all of this energy into my social interactions youtu.be/1-Uz0LMbWpI


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