Hannah Hoff
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6PM is dct5e
Me: this gas station is kind of sketchy Cody: yeah, one time I came here and they were out of gas
I had my whole outfit planned out in my head and now I can't find the freaking skirt I was going to wear. I'm so annoyed
Days like today have me thinking about whether I want a drink or a nap #bothplease 😴🍸
My dog is SO dramatic. He literally refuses to come upstairs and then barks so I think something is wrong and come downstairs just to pet him
When I decide to watch Netflix before bed, I might fall asleep after only 5 minutes or I might force myself to stop watching after 3 hours. It's really anyone's guess.
I NEED to clean. But I just want to sit on the couch and do nothing.
Me: If you want to get a gift, I need new sunglasses. Mine broke the other day. Cody: I have a pair that I found at work the other day you can have. They're Spiderman, so they're pretty cool.
Cody and I ordered 2 burritos, a quesadilla, and a crunchwrap from Taco Bell. They gave us 33 packets of sauce.
I made Cody fish for dinner. He put cheese on it and had a glass of red wine with it. Somebody come get him.
Whenever I see drama unfolding on Facebook that has nothing to do with me
Today is the first parade in our town since we moved into our house, but we didn't plan to go. Apparently they line up down our street, so we are going to see it whether we want to or not.
My husband: You never take out the trash. I always have to do it. Also my husband: I don't understand how to open this new trash bag. Which end is the top?
I walked outside after school today and thought "wow, its cooler out here than it was in my classroom." I got in my car and it said it was 79°. They really need to fix the A/C at my school.
Me: I really hope our kids want to play baseball and softball instead of soccer. I would much rather watch a baseball game than a soccer game. Cody: I feel the exact opposite way.
Me: So you've been in a rock phase lately, huh? Husband: Its not a phase, babe.
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