Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht)
@havochaosShitposting Thought Leader • Certified Computer Booper • he/him/thatfuckingbastard Same handle on Counter Social, @[email protected]
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Threadzilla.
Perfection.
Haley Joel Osment should win an Emmy for his portrayal of JD Vance trying to buy a donut
Me: did you brush your teeth this morning? My kid: yes. Me: well I just felt your toothbrush and it’s completely dry. My kid:
No idea, but I feel that I now know why women cover their drinks at a bar.
Somebody hire my boy.
We went through some layoffs at the Cybersecurity company I was working for. I have an updated resume, letter of recommendation from my last project manager, and plenty of references. 20 years of IT related experience. Please DM for for my resume and docs. Can send my LinkedIn
just had his first week at crowdstrike
#Crowdstrike responders. If you are also a ProofPoint shop, turn on a 'domain age' rule to block domains less than 30 days old. Phishers are exploiting the situation right now with newly registered crowdstrike-ish domains. Not sure which/if PP competitors can also do this. LMK
Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.
The Windows folks should make it a requirement to package a 1024x1024 BMP company logo with each driver that can then be prominently displayed in place of the ":-(" when that driver causes a BSOD.
FINALLY. Soon you can pet the dog in D4.
Truth.
This car will be out of commission by October, much like the Browns playoff chances
Dang it Le Creuset, why’d you have to go and make another great color. lecreuset.com/our-colors/sho…?
Ahh, thunderstorms with confirmed 90+ mph winds. This should be a fun evening.
Happy anniversary @NerdPyle and @Lisa_Royal
Did not have this in my threat model.
«This is why your server is so slow» A sloth was rescued inside a rack in the rectory of the Federal University of Paraíba (UFPB), in João Pessoa, Brazil. The animal was very likely looking for a place where it could stay warm. [📹 yagopeixinho]
TRUTH!
if your new workplace hands you a thinkpad you basically have a job for life, but if they give you macbook air you and the rest of your team could get fired next week
NGL… mai tais are delicious.
Wishing Rob Joyce @NSA_CSDirector a happy retirement at the end of this month with many thanks for his years of public service, especially for leading @NSACyber efforts to defend our Nation's critical networks through strong partnerships with the cybersecurity community.
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