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Is.....is someone under the table keeping Barron in his chair?

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One time I paid a foot doctor $400 to shoot a laser in my foot to kill a wart and it didn’t even work and was the worst pain I’d ever experienced. It turns out it was a corn and I still have it to this day.


I don’t know what’s in preworkout


The parking lot situation at Trader Joe’s, and I mean every Trader Joe’s, is a human rights issue


I feel like at this point we should know for sure why people yawn. Don’t think a listicle of possible theories really cuts it at this point. If we got like 7 scientists in a room for a couple of days they could probably figure it out


An underrated disappointing feeling is when you think something on the ground is a cool shedded snakeskin but instead it’s something boring like a piece of trash or rope and it’s not a snakeskin at all :/


I don’t know how radios work and I don’t care to learn!


Does Jason Bourne sleep


What do you call cabin fever but instead of a cabin it’s a year long global pandemic?


We impeached someone for lying about a blowjob


Imagine waking up from an afternoon nap right now


Getting Covid tested at Dodger Stadium, it’s like I’m in the World Series too haha


Is it wrong to look hot at a funeral


My ex-boyfriend just invited me to “like” his wife’s handmade jewelry shop on Facebook and that’s how I know the world is ending


Hello to my 202 followers


Is St. Louis okay?

Today we're eating our cookies St. Louis style❗



*dishes in sink* Me: :( *voice of god* Gotta let em soak Me: :)


No thanks

Today we're eating our cookies St. Louis style❗



Some of y'all had parents who sold your girl scout cookies for you at their offices and it shows


Rolling into my next therapy session wearing this around my neck

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