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[man leans into doorway of WTC bathroom] "Hey, you gotta finish up in there. 9/11 is happening." "Alright. Just a sec."
just said “hi asshole” to the raccoon that’s been haunting the trees in my yard and THE MOTHERFUCKER STOPPED AND WAVED AT ME
absolutely shitting my pants upon hearing the news that a beloved and very famous traveling musician may have been less than faithful to his wife. thanks a lot mr grohl, my pants are filled with shit now. rest assured, your management will be receiving a dry cleaning invoice.
before you come into my house and take my guns, consider this, libs: i bought this ar-15 to help combat illiteracy
Because I know this will come up today, don’t spread the urban legend about Kubrick “tormenting” Shelley Duvall on the set of The Shining today because it categorically IS NOT true and dishonors the memory of both of them. Multiple sources including Shelley herself confirmed it.
gardening is nice, really satisfying to see things sprout that i’ve planted, i’m no gerald stratford yet but i’m having a nice time
Farewell, to my sweet Shelley. This is a post I always feared making and I’m so unfathomably heartbroken, but please know Shelley was immensely loved and cared for. She made such a positive impact on my life as I did on hers. ❤️
ohh no!!! one of the all time greats, i named my cat after her
Shelley Duvall, the versatile actress memorable in 'McCabe & Mrs. Miller,' 'Nashville,' 'Popeye, '3 Women,' and 'The Shining,' has passed away at 75 thr.cm/AXL5s9k
“Joe Biden is a good man” is the most vibes-based assessment I’ve ever encountered. Not only is he currently doing a genocide, he’s been on the wrong side of nearly every major issue for his entire life
Dear Children at Shrek 5, If you ask who any of the characters are, or speak during this movie i will politely ask you to get out. Sincerely, Someone who’s actually seen Shrek
we just hung the porch swing and cleaned the benches (pic 1) so i can set up a projector and screen and watch the commercials where aubrey plaza says “margaWRONG” 300 times on our deck (pic 2) starting next week
i made a new friend and if you give me any shit she’ll murder you
90: wild at heart/joe vs the volcano 91: barton fink 92: dead alive/basic instinct 93: true romance 94: cemetery man 95: to die for/billy madison 96: mars attacks! 97: boogie nights/face/off 98: the faculty 99: eyes wide shut
90: METROPOLITAN, GREMLINS 2 91: THE RAPTURE 92: THE PLAYER, DEEP COVER 93: THE THIEF AND THE COBBLER 94: HEAVENLY CREATURES, HUDSUCKER PROXY 95: WHISPER OF THE HEART, HACKERS, SAFE 96: SECRETS & LIES 97: CURE, NOWHERE 98: DEEP IMPACT, AFTER LIFE 99: GHOST DOG: WAY OF THE SAMURAI
It could be worse. Those could be the two guys running for president
i am voting for whoever can get me my blue velvet 4k from whichever post office is giving me the runaround now
it occurs to me that if Ken Russell had directed CATS, it would have at least been watchable
this movie is a goddamn delight
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