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Hilda put on her petal pink lipstick, sprayed a generous helping of Black Opium onto her throat and went down to reception. The young man behind the desk smiled as she approached. "I feel that I must #complain about your nose," said Hilda. "I really don’t like it." #vss365
Clive tried to #delay the inevitable. He pictured butter beans and spring onions. Then he began counting silently in French. Beneath him, Amy had her eyes squeezed tightly shut. She ooh'd and aah'd in a steamy Yorkshire accent and Clive realised it was useless. #vss365
Please take a listen to my diverse growing catalogue of music guys🙏 I'd really appreciate it 🎙️ #amyrowbottommusic #multigenre #singersongwriter
We stood on the birthday beach, sifting our memories through a dish cloth. We watched Uncle Nathaniel and Aunt Polly sail over the #horizon in a boat made of tin foil and cocktail sticks. My sister held my hand so tightly that she broke three of my fingers. #vss365
"Shelves in the cupboard!" cries Mrs Scrapflap. She's cleaning the kitchen with a wet sponge and an old pair of tights. From the kitchen it's a short #hop to the banqueting room, where her daughter is nibbling on a parsnip. The curtain falls on this homely scene. #vss365
#NewMusicFriday "This Time Last Week" by @olwenringrose open.spotify.com/track/3Pq7oRCO…
#NewMusicFriday "From Here" by @HarrietRose_ open.spotify.com/track/3XBD6yC5…
I hadn’t seen Adele since 1992. In those days she was hot off the press, smoking French cigarettes and charming my Saturday night snake. It was hard to believe the middle-aged monster eating ice cream in the #rain was the same fluffy creature. #vss365
Eddie was showing the postman one of his potatoes. "Do you remember the telly advert? Cliff Richard in a cowboy suit. A potato a day keeps the ladies away." "Oh yes," said the postman. "Feed the #troll in your glove box with a fresh, scented potato!" #vss365
There were empty cardboard boxes all over Wet Wipe Street. Gordon, the #sightseeing tortoise, must have left town in a hurry. Even the milkmaid, usually so relaxed, was at her wits' end. It was chaos for a few days. And then it wasn’t. #vss365
After a night of rattling headboards and squelchy mattresses, they set off under a rusty sun. Evans kept a tight lid on his pickle jar. The #journey to Doncaster was uneventful but when they arrived at the hotel, they were met by six go-go dancers carrying machine guns. #vss365
Why do I keep buying cheese and onion pies when I’m sick to death of the bloody things?
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