Why the fuck are people in my August 2024 due date group announcing they're pregnant again. Excuse me WHAT.
Why am I so nervous about going to an appointment for financial help when I genuinely have been written off work for my baby's safety yet people are out there so confidentially milking the system. Lmao
My landlords are so rich they didn't even notice or care that I forgot to pay rent for two days ๐ฉ Instead she was just casually offering for me to use their fancy gym for free. Like stop. What
Anyone who tells you pregnancy is beautiful is a liaaaar, I ain't ever felt more ugly, drained, exhausted and willing to leave the house in baggy ass clothes
Last year my nephew was getting bullied in school and this year he's starting as a six foot fifteen year old.. he can just stand on anyone that pisses him off ๐๐
My body takes a week off from morning sickness and then surprises me with a day of non stop puking right when I've told everyone I'm over the nausea ๐ฎโ๐จ
Tell me why after a week of 24/7 morning sickness, exhaustion and dizziness I woke up today feeling fine? Why does that kinda scare me
Waking up at 5.30am just to eat bc my baby absorbs all my damn food is fun. Then falling back asleep til 11.30 and waking up absolutely starving again ๐ Why have I spent my whole life wanting this hahahahah (Kiddinggg)
2023- the year I wanted to announce my pregnancy @ Christmas but my parents got Covid so I had to tell them over the phone and everyone spent Christmas separated. Joyful. ๐โจ๏ธ
My boss: Oh shit, it's December tomorrow? Me: Yeah why? Her: I've just been writing November 31st on all the documents for tomorrow ๐๐
Apparently there was a glitch where all the members of my local town group were added to a groupchat about growing mushrooms? ๐ So I'm just there in the background lurking on all this mushy info ๐
Okay but.. If I'm pregnant this month then my family is getting a pregnancy announcement for Christmas, which is hella bomb
PSA- if your payslip doesn't look right, check your contract and ask your boss! My boss didn't even realize I wasn't being paid a certain thing and I just casually earned an extra $600 this week that I'd been missing out on for the past 4 months ๐
Not sure if I'll ever recover from my phone autocorrecting crack to crackhead on the work groupchat. Should I change my name and move countries?
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