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@funnymommomentsGuess what?!? FunnyMom is back! I just hope that I'm still funny. Lol. Use #mommoments or #dadmoments to tag your funniest moments. GoGirl just turned 10
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Me: I missed you and your cute little face. 5yo: I missed YOU and your big ol’ face! Ah, I missed that ego boost kids are always sure to give.
My kids get along great as long as they’re never all in the same room at the same time. Or in the same car. Or same house.
Today my mom asked “Why are twitter people threatening you?” I explained how non-parents were upset that I tweeted how people WITHOUT kids get the most rest. She responded: “NO non-parent can EVER truly appreciate how all-consuming and exhausting parenthood is.” Exxxaacctlly.
I just picked a crumb off my shirt to eat, but it was a fuzz. I chewed it for about 13 seconds before I realized it wasn’t food. My cry for help is almost complete.
At what age do girls start to produce the sass hormone. Is it five? I think it might be five.
My 10 yr old has never met a stranger. Today at a hotel pool I couldn’t find him and he was with an entirely different family making dinner plans.
A fun thing about having teens home during summer break is that they only require 2 meals a day because they don’t wake up until lunch.
7-year-old: Can I play with my birthday presents? Me: After your party is over. 7: Everybody needs to go home now.
Woke up to this sweet Mother’s Day message: Son: Happy Mother’s Day! Me: Aww thank you! Son: Also, somehow my bank account is at zero. Can you transfer money into my account?
4-year-old: *looks under the couch* Me: What are you looking for? 4: Ghosts. Me: Ask if they have your other shoe.
9yo: Dad, come upstairs for a second Me: Sure 9yo: *attacks me at the top of the stairs
*watching trailer for a Angry Birds 2* 9yo: Hey Dad, is that movie funny? Me: I haven’t seen it 9yo: Did you like it? Me: I haven’t seen it 9yo: Is it really funny? Me: 9yo: Me: Funniest thing I’ve ever seen
6-year-old: Where's the thing? Me: What thing? 6: The thing I lost. Me: In your pocket? 6: *looks at me like I'm some kind of wizard*
Why do most stores not open until 10am. Don’t they know some of us moms wanna get our shit done right after school drop off 🙃
I said “Y’all gon’ make me lose my mind!” And my son immediately said “Up in here! Up in here!” So I won parenting today. You’re all playing for 2nd place
4-year-old: I want breakfast. Me: You had breakfast. 4: I want breakfast again. I'm raising a hobbit.
4-year-old: Dad? Me: Yeah. 4: I wish you were a T-rex. Me, too.
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