Frances
@frannie__maryMastering the art of adulthood one failure at a time
Still trying to figure out what men are trying to achieve by cat-calling women. Like what do you think is going to happen in this scenario?
Also the one day I ignore the weather forecast, they actually get it right 😑
Ah yes when you try and shoo a fly away and end up hitting yourself in the face in public
Goes to job interview. Sees beautiful fashion goddess being interviewed before me. Welp this seems like a nice time to leave.
Sometimes I do things that are so outrageously uncoordinated I have to sit and contemplate how I managed to make it to 18.
Eats bag of cookies because I'm emotionally drained from finding my 20yr old sister used my fave sheet to carry sand in.
Is intolerant to gluten. Eats entire loaf of bread and ransacks a bakery.
Someone just told me I am enigmatic. I mean I just oh thank you. Bless #honouronyouhonouronyourcow
Pls stop with the life lessons. I'm an adult I know things. I know some things. I know very few things but would still like you to shut up.
There is an eight year old having a meltdown in my vicinity and I need immediate extraction.
I never meant to become one of those people that collects Nike products, yet here I am.
Things that I've done? Lost all the umbrellas. Things that are happening? It's raining.
Please send assistance my 8 year old sister is having a sleepover.
My neighbours just belted out the national anthem to the accompanying dubstep soundtrack, I just can't handle this country sometimes.
A small child dressed as Spider-Man just told me I was a pretty girl before taking all my chocolate. #Halloween
My hobbies include overeating and then feeling guilty about it for 67 years.
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