Kane Martin
@feelthekane132English and American Literature student, member of a band called Threads. I like booze and I'm poor.
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Last Monday, Morgan Stanley said we’re a threat, they’re right. The next Labour Government is a threat to a damaging and failed system that’s rigged for the few.
Using a tin of baked beans as like a sneaky ingredient to bulk out a mean i.e. putting it in a curry or pasta dish, is a big no from me. Sorry.
A landmark study has linked Tory austerity to 120,000 deaths independent.co.uk/news/health/to…
When memes like this pop up on my Instagram it just makes me think who the fuck am I and how have I got here
I just wanna eat my body weight in macaroni and cheese and drink black coffee but this brother's gotta talk to the feds in longsight. Dayum son
Took ketamine for the first time yesterday. I cried, I was sick, I had a swordfish kebab from work and this sentence genuinely came from my mouth: "I literally feel like an equation". All in all, a successful night. 8/10
Review of King Krule's The OOZ. It sounds like if Martin Denny committed a terrible crime and drank himself to death to forget about it, this album is what I imagine his dreams would sound like. It's fantastic. 8/10.
Listening to the new King Krule on the 59, circling Strangeways into town. Feel like a right edgy cunt.
Been swearing at me mam whilst she's not looking. I'd say a solid 6/10 on the mildly amusing scale. Bit shite but not that shite but still shite. Shite.
Been swearing at my girlfriend when she's not looking for about 5 minuets. 4.2/10 on the mildly amusing scale. Bit shite really.
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This Heat - Health and Efficiency (EP 1980) youtu.be/9mEVzJrC0po
I'd usually just read but the snoring's ruined any chance of consentration. So I'm holding in a wee for the next 11 mins to see if I can make it until 2 just to pass the time.
Not really but it's fucking appalling. It's a bit like a baby arm sized vibrating wanking machine having it's multiple settings constantly tapped to make a non coherent pattern, then covered in 4 odd socks and thrown repeatedly at the fucking wall.
It's a sound so terrible that it makes me want to floss my frontal lobes with dirty shoe strings and bid this mortal coil farewell.
The only bad thing about living in a homeless shelter is the fact I have to listen to my mum's Valium induced snoring on a nightly basis. A sound which can only be described as 'sort of, err a bit like a fucking whale eating itself'.
Devo Meets William Burroughs in TROUSER PRESS February 1982 [save and open to view at full resolution]
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