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Fahim Anwar

@fahimanwar

Standup comedian who sometimes does other stuff.

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Fahim Anwar

28 Feb

My standup special HOUSE MONEY is LIVE folks. Give it a peep! Throw a thumb, comment, heart, or any of that algo jazz 🙏🏼 youtu.be/lbQczAcZb_0?si…

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17 h

Taylor Swift and Fahim in Toronto. Tough choice, consumers.

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20 h

I wear a tux when I fly and go around to each seat and ask how everything is tasting

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20 h

LOVE paying 30 dollars for internet on a flight and getting when the internet was first invented speeds.

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13 Nov

TORONTO! At comedy bar this weekend. All shows sold out except few tickets left for early show Friday

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12 Nov

HBO needs to sell Young Penguin to CBS

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8 Nov

@fahimanwar is healing the world with comedy making a literal difference, metaphorically

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1 Nov

Irvine improv tonight and tomorrow

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31 Oct

LA loves Halloween because it's the one day a year every actor books a role

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30 Oct

Amazon Fresh is like someone looked at Whole Foods and said make it feel more like prison

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29 Oct

I’d rather drive u to the airport than ask me to “Zelle you”

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28 Oct

The youth will never know the terror of your GPS suction cup failing while doing 80 on the freeway.

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28 Oct

I know ur fighting a fire but do ya gotta honk so much

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28 Oct

90% of relationships is slowly walking and eating gelato together

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27 Oct

Don’t be spam AND be mad at me

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19 Oct

Has anyone noticed a lot of large spiderwebs lately? What’s going on?

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18 Oct

I remember when porno spam had decency to hit me up directly instead of a message cc’d to a bunch of other usernames. They’ve lost that personal touch.

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17 Oct

Chicago!!! I’m at @TheDenTheatre this FRIDAY! ci.ovationtix.com/35386/producti…

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16 Oct

Elon is Kanye Chicago 10/18, Irvine 11/1-2, more. On TOUR 🎤: fahimanwar.com

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16 Oct

When ppl ask me what I do for a living I say I punch the holes out of the top of Cam Newton’s hats

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14 Oct

Penguin on HBO

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