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I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world.


.. The most important thing is not to stop questioning.


From across the bare you looked a little on the heavy side, but as you got closer I noticed you were ugly too!


Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?


You're stupid because you're blonde.


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... The trick to getting what you want is knowing what you can get.


Hey baby...mind if I take my pants off?


Do you know what part of the tongue registers the "salty taste? Why don't you blow me and find out?


I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together?


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