Erin Wagner
@erinwagssometimes writer, sometimes painter, all the time guinea pig enthusiast
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Washing my sheets today was a counter productive activity because I wound up sleeping on my couch because I'm too lazy to remake my bed.
I just watched lightning streak across the sky during a spectacular red sunset over Lake Huron. Pretty much the greatest thing ever.
Oui...c'est bien au Canada cette eau claire! Une photo du lac Huron via insta @erinwags! #DiscoverOntario http://t.co/9P6hjyyAR6
Crystal clear water can also be found in Canada! Great shot of Lake Huron via insta by @erinwags! #DiscoverOntario http://t.co/rbNJo3GXPD
You don't get it. I've been awake since Montreal, and there's a chupacabra dragging carcasses to Marquette. @Pxela
Got my first royalties payment as a book editor. I'm big time now. #TopBanana
I need to work on the whole, "reversing a manual car out of a driveway whilst eating a banana," thing. Little sloppy. #ImAnExcellentDriver
Blueberry green tea is back at Barnes and Noble which means my life just improved dramatically.
I just dug my car out of a fortress of snow and had to defog my instrument panel because, Midwest winter.
I'm so sick and so stuffed up that my flavored vodka just tastes like regular vodka. #ripoff
The best way to enjoy apples is by cooking them in bacon fat and putting them inside an acorn squash. My kitchen smells delicious.
Laid down to read for a bit before dinner and fell victim to my luxurious faux fur blankets. Just woke up thinking it was Thursday morning.
In a related story, I'm currently selling/throwing away a large portion of my possessions. Feels great.
Me: "so I'm going through like, 300 CDs thinking, why do I still have CDs..." sister: "Umm yeah. 90's kid's problems."
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