JD Vance’s Eyeliner
@eric_pralineI’m only here to annoy MAGA shitwits. Actual hillbilly.
Proof Elon’s protecting Trump and his cabinet picks. This is the second time this morning I’ve tried to post about Matt Gaetz. I had to remove some wording before it was allowed to be posted. Notice the difference between posts. Free speech my ass. @elonmusk
The enshittification of this hellsite continues apace under Elon Musk’s “leadership.” I’m staying here just to watch it swirl down the drain like a stubborn turd.
I’m not sure the Trump Dance isn’t due to frontotemporal dementia aggravated by tertiary neurosyphilis.
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. as head of HHS is going to be great for my businesses: KidzKoffinz, Babystones, and Urchin Urns.
#PrayForTrump I pray that Orange Antichrist and all his followers will be sent to the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels because they harmed the least among Christ’s brothers and sisters.
There’s a greater than zero chance that Derek Chauvin is sucking dick right now for a loosie or a package of ramen.
Women married to MAGA assholes who are voting for Kamala need to take the next step: divorce.
You can’t remember if you had sex with you own daughter or just a 13 year old Ivanka lookalike on Epstein’s island. #SignsOfCognitiveDecline
On your way to lunch, you see Elon Musk and Peter Thiel trapped in a burning Cybertruck. What drink are you going to order?
DoD Directive whatever is trending because Brain Worm MAGA @RobertKennedyJr’s frontal lobes have more holes than Swiss cheese.
NBC News confirms that Beyonce will appear with @KamalaHarris in Houston, Texas tomorrow night. That's both Beyonce hometown and where Harris is expected to highlight Texas abortion restrictions.
BREAKING: Donald Trump groped me in what felt like a ‘twisted game’ with Jeffrey Epstein, former model alleges…👇 Is anyone actually surprised? Anyone?! Donald. Trump. Is. A. Pedophile. theguardian.com/us-news/2024/o…
It's hard to imagine what could be worse than what is already out there about Trump. Here are just a few clips/stories that should be disqualifying. 1. Trump comments on the breasts of his 1-year-old baby:
#BREAKING: An audit uncovered 20 noncitizens out of 8.2 million registered voters in Georgia, according to findings announced by Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger on Wednesday. ajc.com/politics/elect…
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