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emz

@emzcebjj

Brigadeiro & Coxinha connoisseur

Joined December 2012
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I never actually believed that I would be a brown belt in jiu jitsu, especially Josef's Manuel… instagram.com/p/BZy1wSgle8Q/


Luke Cage - less cranberry juice on the cosmo. 😉


The urge to move to Japan is real. 🥲😅


Who cries during an episode of Dexter? Me. Now I’m questioning my mental health/stability 🤡💀🥲🙃


My job consists of me listening to people’s conversations and documenting them. 8-10 hours per day… remembering conversations. You really think you’re going to convince me that what you said …. Wasn’t really what you said? Because I can probably tell the day you said that…


What part of: “Please have a seat and front desk will help you shortly.” IS HARD TO UNDERSTAND???? #doctorsoffice


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Hookahs and vapes are the new cigarettes…. Nicotine repackaged.

They poisoning yall with that janky ass hookah in the clubs.. Muni Long know exactly what she talkin about



Alguém poderia me explicar o porque de colocar batata cozida dentro do pastel de carne!!? Would anyone be able to explain the reason why there’s potatoes inside meat empanadas?? #empanadasaga


Who’s ready for the ritual!???? 🧙🏽‍♀️


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Now you know how they pulled off covid19..... anyone notice @JustinTrudeau hasn't posted in a couple days.... pedophiles in charge! #EpsteinClientList Year of truth!

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4 winners like + rt + done

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picking 4 supporters to send money now !

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Really? @UberEats You really expect me to risk my life for $4? Chancellor Ave, Irvington NJ. Lol y’all funny. @Uber_Support #dobetter #UberEats

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When you ask God for a man that will understand you, so he sends you one with a major in psychology 🥴🤡🥹


Do you have a friend that you telepathically talk to but never actually speak to them!? It has been 10+years and every time we txt each other.. we say the same thing “I was just thinking about you!” Never fails 🥹🥰


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I’m sure it will be fine

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From 5 shares to 00.4 of a share 🥹🥲 #help


How are you going to call me to ask for a donation and be rude as fuck!? Nah. Fuck you too


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