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Getting a song stuck in your head wouldn’t be so bad if it was the full song instead of 10 seconds on loop.


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When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now I see my electrical bill and i'm afraid of the light.


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My morning routine includes sitting on my bed for 10 minutes and thinking of how tired I am.


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I wish I had a Voodoo doll of myself so I could give it a back rub.


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If I don’t get what I’m looking for in a store and I have to walk out, I always think “Try not to act like a thief”.


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If multiple universes exist, maybe déjà vu is when you’re in perfect sync with yourself from another universe for a brief moment in time.


Amen 🙌🏼

If school isn’t a place to sleep, then home shouldn’t be a place to study.



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You know how you can tap on YouTube videos to see how much time is left? I wish I could do that when some people talk.


Second drawer🤷🏼‍♀️ bras in the top☝🏼

I’ve never met anyone who didn’t keep their underwear in the top drawer



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I’m paying for school to get a job so I can get a job and pay for school.


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I pay $5 for a coffee but not $0.99 for an app.


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I miss the time when I actually believed my life would eventually go somewhere.


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I’ve been getting up for work or school for at least 16 years and I still haven’t gotten used to it.


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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.


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Australia has three A’s all pronounced differently.


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There are towns I’ve only ever been to in order to use a bathroom.


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Sometimes I just wish I was a golden retriever in an upper class family.


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Blue and yellow make green. Sun and water make plants.


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I wonder if my cats understand the concept of clothing or if they think I’m just a color changing food giver.


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