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Elmer Duncan

@elme2256

Proud owner of a plant I haven't killed... yet.

Joined March 2024
24Posts 20Followers 57Following
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Elmer Duncan
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22 Apr

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20 Apr

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20 Apr

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Elmer Duncan
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14 Apr

I told my computer I needed a break, and it replied, 'I understand. I need a break from you too.'

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Elmer Duncan
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10 Apr

The early bird can have the worm, I'll take the extra sleep, thanks.

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Elmer Duncan
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9 Apr

I'm at my most amazing when no one is watching.

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Elmer Duncan
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8 Apr

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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Elmer Duncan
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7 Apr

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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Elmer Duncan
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6 Apr

I'm not saying I'm a gourmet chef, but I can make instant noodles without burning down the house.

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Elmer Duncan
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5 Apr

I've decided to stop calling them 'selfies' and start calling them 'lonelies.'

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Elmer Duncan
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30 Mar

I'm pretty sure my life is just a series of awkward moments interrupted by snacks.

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Elmer Duncan
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30 Mar

I'm on a 30-day diet. So far, I've lost 10 days.

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Elmer Duncan
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30 Mar

I'm not a morning person or a night owl; I'm a perpetually exhausted pigeon.

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Elmer Duncan
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29 Mar

I''m not saying I''m lazy, but if there were a championship for procrastination, I''d probably sign up tomorrow.

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Elmer Duncan
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27 Mar

Why is there a ''D'' in ''fridge'' but not in ''refrigerator''?

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Elmer Duncan
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23 Mar

I'm not saying I'm a bad driver, but my car just thanked me for not hitting anything today.

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Elmer Duncan
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22 Mar

I'm not saying I'm bad at multitasking, but I can't even walk and text at the same time.

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Elmer Duncan
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18 Mar

I'm not saying I'm a gourmet chef, but I can make instant noodles without burning down the house.

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Elmer Duncan
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17 Mar

I just realized that 'DIY' is 'I'm too cheap to pay someone else.'

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Elmer Duncan
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15 Mar

I asked the gym trainer if I could do exercises for my abs. He said, 'Sure, sit-ups.' I said, 'No, abs-olutely not.'

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