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ellen degeneres

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hello darkness my old friend

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Realizing that becoming a woman means buying dresses for every occasion and then never touching them again while they takes up a third of your closet


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why is t.j. maxx actually heaven on earth


I change my mind New Mexico is chill as hell

wait so ur telling me the arctic monkeys wanna go back to NM?????? I’ve been there. absolutely nothing but potholes and dust

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MOVE BITCH LORDE IS THE PRETTIER JESUS

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no offense but drinking a Dr. Pepper when i feel sick works better than any medicine I’ve ever taken


matthew monogamy 🥰

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this is so mean but anytime Quinn sings on glee I want to stuff a sock in her mouth


oh yeah get it I guess 🤔

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I hereby vote that we eliminate the presidents at mount rushmore and replace them with the members of the black eyed peas


BUT IF I JUST SHOWED UP AT YOUR PARTY WOULD YOU HAVE ME WOULD YOU WANT ME WOULD YOU TELL ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF OR LEAD ME TO THE GARDEN IN THE GARDEN WOULD YOU TRUST ME IF I TOLD YOU IT WAS JUST A SUMMER THING IM ONLY SEVENTEEN I DONT KNOW ANYTHING BUT I KN


if either of my two jobs are open tomorrow I’m quitting...who the fuck wants a Jimmy Johns sandwich in this weather


thank god for masks!!! I’ve been at work for 2 hours and just now realized I have a berry smoothie mustache!!!


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happy aquarius season

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y’all talking about olivia rodrigo’s debut at 17 being legendary... let us not forget that lorde wrote Pure Heroine when she was 16

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Just found out that my cat likes to lick the bathtub at night when I’m asleep and this information feels like too much for 4am


Once again... I am at Wendy’s trying to see if they have my debit card. Kill me


going to church 4 the free baked potato


hey Twitter should I pierce my nose


breakfast today was a fckn grape jolly rancher


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