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Alexander P. Elf

@elfyoutoo

This elf is on the naughty list and will no longer be sitting quietly on the shelf! #RESIST

Joined December 2016
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So @optimum @OptimumHelp guess who answered the phone when I called them? @verizonfios did and is more than happy to switch my service over if I choose to do so.


Hey @optimum @OptimumHelp I’ve been trying to get support via chat on your site for a week I’m still on hold and your help phone # just directs me back to website for help and hangs up on me! Come on now!


So I just spent an hour waiting in line for my pre-paid parking with @ParkWhiz and didn’t get in the lot. Missed my meal and had to find alternate parking and run to a show. #parkingfail


Dear Republics, When are you rich enough and fat enough to finally do the right thing and stand for humanity?


What a year for Washington DC! First the @WashMystics win the @WNBA championship and now the @Nationals win the @MLB World Series! I am happy for them back because after having to deal with @realDonaldTrump in DC the district needed a win or two!


Dear @chelseahandler Thank you for your podcast #lifewillbethedeathofme because if it I tried @Headspace for the first time and it’s actually helping me to relax and sleep. Who knew?


Oh happy day!

Pence, Pompeo, Barr, Mulvaney may be subpoenaed by House Dems – and might also be impeached: Ex-GOP Rep. rawstory.com/2019/10/pence-…



It must be Opposite Day at Foxnews

Please check on any family members who are viewers of @FoxNews They have to be in a state of shock right now. @TeamCavuto served up facts about 46-1 straight with no chaser.



Guess we know who’s going to win the Super Bowl!

Today we give thanks to the Lord for our new #Saints. They walked by faith and now we invoke their intercession.



Overheard in @cvspharmacy in Lodi, NJ: “I ain’t spending $18 on no condoms. You gonna have to figure out some other way.” Some other way just sounds like a bad idea.


Dear @JetBlue Just got off JB 264 from SEA to JFK and wanted you to know how great crew member Anna (or is it Ana) was! Really took care of us and couldn’t thank us enough for being mosaic! Amazing service, amazing people and an on time flight!


Dear @realDonaldTrump please keep going after @JoeBiden so @ewarren can keep rising in the polls.


Dear @JetBlue as a Mosaic customer is there a phone number to call for assistance other than the 1-800-JET-BLUE? I have a chance to make and my current hold time is 18 mins or less which is crazy! Help!


What scam are you running @VIPNation bought m&g for Berlin @RealTerriNunn show is tonight and we have no details. We have jobs with bosses to answer to and it takes forever to get into and park in Manhattan. You take the $ and then whatever. @axs @SummerStage


So let me get this right. @realDonaldTrump publicly stated to @GStephanopoulos on camera that if any other countries or individuals interfere with the 2020 election or have information again his opponents he will not report it to the FBI he will listen and use the info?


Anyone else love how @RobinRoberts went from Betsy Ross to @TheSlyStallone in Rocky this morning on @GMA ? Love her!


You would think the best part of the @nyliberty @minnesotalynx game is watching the Liberty with the lead but it’s actually watching @LynxCoachReeve have a meltdown on the sideline!


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